holly ms molly

Friday, August 31, 2007

9:47 PM

how yan yan actually works

introducing: the pinball yan yan.!

you'v gotta use your fingers n rub the blue portion
and POOF! a picture will appear
can you spot the blue panda on top?

heyo crocodile!

mr giraffe.
pls note: this only applies for the red yan yan.
with choco dippings n cute colourful balls!

swensons ice cream's the sex!

and yes, i hope i'll have time for my dear kopi kakkis since iv decided to stick to my honey stars job: F!
the very impt people:
MIKE CHONG!
SHIKAI!
PING!
CAT: tanning date!

from my alphabet soup i indulged in during the study break!

Labels: jumpin up n down

3:56 PM

the girl who believes that guys are immature creatures
so. i advised her to go for someone who's 45 n above
the girl who gave me the pink pencil case n pens
the girl whom i got angry and got into a cold war with
the girl who kept showing her damn $500 pda
which totally fascinated me!
the girl who got banged by a bangalah while on the phone with me
o yue qing! u rock my tiny socks!

1) my hands big okays!
2) my face is small.
3) my eye bag's a killer

it says: I (heart) U!
this is a top-notch example of a well vandalised wall at a hdb
not forgetting the O$P$ in red!
HEH! cool stuff!

i'm finally not bogged down by anything.
hello holidays/ goodbye papers.
i pray for no supp papers though.
i promise to go to church soon dear lord.

i'm contemplating if i should appear for work on monday
a job that requires me to wear FUGLY tee shirt with stars everywher
think: multi-coloured honey stars prints here n there
and a pay that's darn pathetic. 4bucks an hour
and i have to be wary of LAH-B
and weird people lurking around in the wee hours.

thanks to weijie, i'm thinking braces again
being ugly betty for 2 yrs, and lulu for the resta my life
think of the pain. think of saying toddle-oo to my bugs bunny teeth
and no more poppycock from derick going.."ayyy, wadsup doc"
dear dentist. i'm placing my smile in you.
that's if, i manage to drag mom to the dentist with me
apparently, she's f scared cos she's guilty of not going for a checkup for the longest time ever

so after 2 days of heading out till late.
boredom's setting in.
i'm glad the whole shopping mania is like so out
after like an hour in for21. trying on 5 dresses.
i ended up with none.
momma's real proud of her lil' one!

movie dates are just way cool
HAIRSPRAY'S getting me ooo-lala!!

"Round one He'll ask me on a date and then
Round two I'll primp, but won't late because
Round three's When we kiss inside his car
Won't go all the way
But i'll go pretty far!
And then,

Round four He'll ask me for my hand and then
Round five We'll book the wedding band so by
Round six Amber, much to your surprise
This heavyweight champion
Takes the prize and...

I can hear the bells
My ears are ringing
I can hear the bells
The bridesmaids are singing"

i'm totally gaga over the show!
girls squirming whenever zac efron's on screen!
and simin going "CUTAYE"!
HAHA!

evan almighty's an o-right show.
nothing fantastic. stay home n save your $

the whole 7th month thing is freaking me out somehow
i abhor the late nights and black cats.
and having to look out for pineapples on the roadside
but i kinda enjoy burning hell money for my grandmapupps
dont go "arent you a catholic?"
yes i am. its not like its taboo to hold joss sticks and bow thrice n burn hell$
i miss them lots. in their canto talk tt goes chink chonkk with me gg:
"ngo jii dou" n nodding my head everywher when i know nuts.

o! ho!

Labels: cause Link and i french kissin

Saturday, August 25, 2007

11:19 PM

i told myself i'll blackball myself from using the com till tto's over.
all because i can so not remember all the stuff

come on brains: you gotta work a hella shi* tml and monday n tues
and i promise i'll let you go on a hol after that.
be good to me yea baby!
o wait: buffet lunch tml at uncle johhny's house.
ok. i'll eat my fill then study after that.
studies are impt. but putting on weight is real impt too!
just look at the pics of food in my blog
they're my motivation to gain weight!
and not be called 'french fries' by my lovely brother

CAMPUS SUPERSTAR!
ok.. after a gruelling 3 n a half hours of it.
guess what: shawn's the winner
scream. puke whatever went into my tummy out. !
OMYHOLYSHIT!!
any of the 3 rejects were so much better than puny lil' guy who's 13 singing love songs
and holding on to girl's hand like 'mummy' with son.
of which: did you see how many darn times his real mummy was on the phone?
bet she's her only fan n the fellow aunties whom i'm sure got bribed somehow
think: "vote for my son, free fake abalone?! "
how's that?
not forgetting the loyang sec ppl whom according to my best friend who's bro's in loyang sec:
:no one thinks he'll win.
and look whats the world coming to?
i'ma big fan of benjamin n keely!
GOOOO BENJAMIN!!
"bu guan 37-20-1!"
HOT STUFF YOUNG MAN! damn prouda you!
and hell, both of them are like WAY MUCH better than shawn
not that iv got anything against that guy. (damn, i'm kidding the world)
but hey. he's still young
who forgot his lyrics so many umpteenth time.
which parta that's a singer man?
and he cant smile properly.
like even when he kicked ben out.
he's still giving that : i dont know whether to smile or look glum face
okk.. you gotta watch it then u'l understand what i was saying
and after the announcement that he got in
no one practically congratulated him
except: HIS MOMMA who came running down with a huge bouquet of flowrs that practically blocked his whole face n bod.
and this other contestant who picks up all the lil' paper thing that pops into the air and dumps it on o poor shawns lil' head while singing the finale song.
well done popper boy!
cassandra laughs hysterically!

Labels: PORNSAK's the name

4:28 PM

things you gotta know bout me:
cassandra is. . .

damnable:
i seriously am.
if you're getting real irritaing and getting on my nerves
i'd prolly just ignore your msges on msn
a lil' more pesky you get,
i'd block you on msn.
if i decide to be nice: i'll inform you that i'm gona block you
so you wouldnt find it amusing on why i'm never online.

bitc hy:
i am contrite for that.
though i'm trying to curb the 'talking behind others'
and saying how fugly she looks with those pink stockings that shouts "ATTENTION PLS"

kaypo:
i'd glom at your friendster page if you view me
and i always wana know the latest gossips like who's broken up with who.

petty:
yes i really am.
i pout 24/7
and i'm so nowhere being *magnanimous

i dont trust. blokes.
blame it on being mendacious with me.
puny asses with their huge egos.

kooky:
i'm a really weird person
i get angry for small reasons ( refer: petty)
i'll spell it out that i'm happy like..
"today's a happy day"
i've never remembered the lyrics for a full song no matter how much i like it
with the exception for the national anthem and sac's school song
i love the opposites:
it's either the tattoo guy or the guy who can be brought home for mummy to see
no in-the-middle guy
o wells.
i'm happy at least my mind's totally over the bad boy
think : bob! and the world would be a perfect place!
and i'm still considering if i should get my nose pierced.
opinions anyone?
my brain n heart goes in two different ways
brain wants monaye n mercs.
heart wants someone like bob.
i go for bossa nova one day and rnb another.
i dont know whats happening to my eyelids
it sposed to be single eye lids
for like 18yrs of my damn life-it's always been that way
until last week:
i realised this half eye lid's popping out
O SHIT! no more single eye lids
you do know that i love my single eye lids
cos i look like a fish.
i talk to myself and sing to myself
o yea. i talk to alfred-my toy dog too.
i've got so many random friends i tend to forget who they really are
i do hate pink.
i'm an anti-pink-freak
though my bed sheets n my curtains n my smelly pillowcase that i cant slp w/o is PINK
say thanks to my sec sch best friend-qing:
for pampering me with pink crap cos when i was smaller
i was like those silly girls who goes ga-ga over pink stuff
wearing pink hats. and pink socks and having ten thousand pairs of pink slippers.
OK! the point is: she got me a pencil case filled with pink stuff.
pink eraser. pink pen though the ink is blue. pink pencil.
you get it doncha you?

i'll admit now that i was kinda confused with my sexual orientation when i was in sec sch
now, dont give me that irksome look on your face
it's kinda normal okays!
the girl girl r/s. that kinda thing.
i'm not saying i'm into boy boy r/s.

i strictly do not believe in pda.
i hate boys n girls who grope in public
and making out like no one cares.
the touchy-woochy stuff aint for me man
i'm sorry future bf.

you may attempt lying to me
i'm quite guillible

i do not appreciate sweet talking
i love praises. but at times i loathe em'

I HATE FLIRTS

i'm a computer idiot
this blog was done up by my dear friend like a year ago.
i wana change the skin but i dont know how to.
this is like 0% bimbotic i swear

i feel like a complete loser cos i found out that the culinary ppl got ratatouille tics for free
and here i was boasting that i got it at a discounted rate for 5bucks!
sheeshkaboosh!

i waste time like this.
blogging n chatting when i'm sposed to be mugging like crap.

i bid goodbye real fast.
like..
OKBYE!

Labels: mdm yeo jp

Thursday, August 23, 2007

4:46 PM

its always been wait and see
A happy day and then you pay
And feel like shit the morning after
But now I feel changed around and instead falling down
Im standing up the morning after
Situations get fuc ked up and turned around sooner or later
And I could be another fool or an exception to the rule

Labels: say yes

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

10:54 AM

i'm stressed!
o exams faster come faster go please!
i beg of thee.

Labels: twitt

Monday, August 20, 2007

12:02 PM

i've got no motivation to do any thing
but stay in the same position and not move
all thanks to my hurting tummy.

Labels: up n down my backie wackie

Sunday, August 19, 2007

3:29 PM

MY LOVELY LUNCH!

whatever this salad is: it's d-licious!
make way kitchen: i'm coming!
and dad n mom were my dear testee
SEE!it's not that tough preparing food hur!

Labels: yummy sh it

12:30 AM

/my microphone icecream/

i guess choc has some kinda dope in it that makes me happy
though i'm nota big fan of choco and do not have any cravings for it.
this ice cream's hella good man!

love is relinquishing every bull that i've ever wanted
where monaye isnt quintessential
and looks doesnt matter
where materialistic desires are just plain lavishness
and despite his pimply face and imperfections..
you'd still find him impeccable
even when you spot him in ntuc with his parents
in his totally unglam flipflops (i dont mean hav!)
and black short slv shirt with weird red stripes
you'd still get blown away
and blush all to yourself

love's when you know you've found him
and wont go headhunting for someone else better
and reading his msg he sent months ago in your inbox
over n over again makes you peppy
and did i say: your inbox is full of HIS msges.

and you wont flare up at him for :
no apparent reason

that's the introduction of my imaginary friend, BOB

ratatouille for 5bucks.
cheapy stuff aye!
it's a downright simple, mediocre movie
that involves rats and chefs.
you do know I'VE GOT THIS PUPPYLOVE FOR CHEFS IN UNIF right.
doughboys. general. no one in particular pls.
it kinda did motivate me to start pickin up cooking
think : future kids n hubs.
man, i gotta start real soon!

lo.ve

Labels: rosemary.basil.coriander.tumeric

Saturday, August 18, 2007

12:04 AM

food at sugarloaf spells yum!!)

monday - friday : TCA mania

we're finally buttoned up with the opening ceremony!
this is the link yea:

http://www.straitstimes.com/Video+News/Singapore/STIVodcast_2415.html?playid=2415&type=Top

pls dont try to spot me cos i'm not in there at all.
but my lovely friends are! =)
just look at the paradisiacal grooming!
i'm so proud of everyone who was involved.

though i struggled with the heat while smiling to guests
and making new friends like mr kok sheng who by the way, invents new games and makes tons of noise while playing hai dai!
it's all worthit man!

i'm gona miss Service lessons like crap.
being hostess for like so many mucho times.
having the phone as my boyfriend
tending the bar and acting pro by shaking the mocktails.
polishing cutleries and gettin dirty with stewarding.
with my fugly hair that's cooped up in a bun with my whole boxa bobby pins stuck in my hair.
and the shoes that hurt my poor foot darn badly
i'll miss dining at sugarloaf n sloggin my ass out at toptable

and seeing my all time fav teacher whom i'm ga-ga over.
he's my strength of pillar and my rock!
guess win babe!

n fancy getting ticked off cos i couldnt find a soup spoon
bloody hell i do know whats a soup spoon.
i just couldnt find it.
ok. we shant go into there.
and i started getting all emo.
perhaps my expectations got the better of me.
that when i dont obtain it.
i get real dejected.

tip for the day:
when someone cries, dont comfort her by saying "dont cry / stop crying"
cos they'll somehow ignore the 'dont' & 'stop'
and start crying buckets again.
PROVEN

happy birthday SHI KAI & QIAN!
you peeps know i love ya!

Labels: momma tells me i shouldnt bother

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

6:29 PM

All I need is a good disguise
One where nobody can recognise
That I'm feeling so small
All I need is a secret weapon
I've gotta have faith
Zapping monsters into outer space

Labels: I'm gonna be a Superhero

Sunday, August 12, 2007

6:12 PM

OMG!
i cant believe i learnt something so very exciting today!
SCREEN SHOT!
all thanks to my #1 vain pot of all time!

smarty pants! =)

Labels: +44

5:34 PM

i finally went to church.
lets see, the last i went was like in.. JUNE!
compare it with going for mass every single morning when i was still a pri kiddo.
man! i feel like a devil betwixt all the holy amen angels
screw my vulgarities. i'm trying so badly to purge them i swear.
gimme: time baby time.

swimming was good.
the sun's my best friend.
CAT: TANNING DATE straight after exams ok!!!

i' made a new friend today:
this really weird guy by the name of aaron !
who spends his whole day
playing only 2 songs :"Californication" & "Under the bridge" on his guitar
& watchin re-runs of the spongebob & the powerpuff girls on youtube.
and gets all excited when i like muse
and feels that biz park's a heaven cos there are girls everywher.

o engin boys!

someone tell me this is pure inanity!

Labels: JUST FOR YOU MR ACT CUTE 87

Saturday, August 11, 2007

1:58 PM

There's two things you don't f uck with
A girl's dough, and her heart

All of my girls said "he's playin' you"
But I said "mind you're business cuz that ain't true"
Boy, you had me twisted and all confused
No more am I
A silly bitch in love

I was so silly

it's justa song

Labels: deleted

Friday, August 10, 2007

10:32 PM

guys with brolly: the so-very-in-thing!

anthony wong n his retarded song!

a date with mrs yeo.
we caught 'secret'.
it's sucha stupefying show mainly because jay chou's and ANTHONY WONG's in it.
and it's weird on how it can portray a feeling that makes me wana fall in love again
on how a facile production can make me giggle n smile so sheepishly to myself.
he's downright mersmeric!
and ANTHONY WONG'S adonis OKAYS!
so charming! he turns me on!

i wana toast with ice cream.

Labels: matured men. mm mmmm

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

11:02 PM

dear 'elizabeth'

you ought to be honoured i'm actually blogging cos of you.

you who claim that you're a female, aged 19 and studying in smu
and how many times you've f uc ked someone
not that i wanted to know.
and suddenly you calling me 'bestie' which i've never precognited and acknowledged to it
making me think:how a 'pretty girl' like you be such an oddball and being so desperate to find a bestfriend'
and all the while, your msn dp is a BEAR.
SH IT YOU!

outa sudden, your friendster pic's totally a different girl's face.
making me muse so damn badly.
who the hella you!

and by surprise: this new stranger girl sends me a msg that :
you, elizabeth are a guy who loves wanking in front of webcams !
and since she've became a victim, she goes around warning other silly girls.
what a cutsie pie right?

so afterall, foxylady's aint that bad aight? LOL!

holly s h i t

am i really that easy a prey?

the 1794th time?thanks

http://www.friendster.com/46070058

(i'm just here to ridicule you like f)

Labels: and all that you've told me somehow seemed fictitious

10:50 PM

acc.i.de.nt

vrooms and car.
vrommer got injured but minor.
car's so in the right.
vroom's so in the wrong.
the police came.
dad got furious
apparently vrommer n his other vroomer friend are some gang people.
just look at their face man.
aint gona threaten me though.
i got his particulars.
you cant hide.
they got it all on tape i spose
the guards on our side too.
i'v got tons of pics of the vrooms n car.
fancy vroomer n friend trying to compete with me on who can take the most pics.
give it up man.
we won hands down.

but.
witnesses anyone?

this has gotta do with my eye twitching

Labels: get off my back motorcyclists

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

9:42 PM

its so perculiar on how naive i can actually be
and i thought i've actually learnt my lesson on not trusting others too easily
yesyes.
i guess i'll prolly learn only when i've been hit like on the 1793th time
thanks dear lord.

i'm weird.
i tend to fall for someone who seems unbothered bout me
to think i'll ever fall for anyone. when i'm like the fussiest b ever !
and feel real iritated when guys like me
when i'm sposed to choose the one who loves me more .

what the hell's this man

I’m more than a bird...i’m more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It’s not easy to be me

MISS LAM: PLEASE GET ME DRUNK ON VODKA. I'LL GET YOUR DRUNK ON VITASOY ON OUR TANNING DATE!

Labels: tall buildings and people jumping off 'em

Monday, August 06, 2007

6:41 PM

i love my lunch date with my sexiest gf ever!
you know you rock my socks!
and that you're gona find more about *her
and keep my secret a secret about my addiction with liq
and find a tanning date with me during the hols.
and to have more lunch dates before i migrate to sentosa.

Labels: xoxo

4:23 PM

Your Love Type: INFJ

The Protector
In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship.For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls.
Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in.However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself.
Best matches: ENTP and ENFP

What's" Your Love Type?

not so true after all

Labels: HOHO

4:08 PM

liq sucks
liq makes me wild
liq makes me high
liq makes me down
liq makes me upset
liq makes me feel like a fool
liq makes me smile to myself unknowingly
i dont know why liq makes me feel this way

o liq-it.

Labels: i'v gotta admit, im gettin drunk on liq/shit

Sunday, August 05, 2007

5:23 PM

xiao hua xiao cao! spot handsome ben yeo!

and i was bored

our sushi feast

FRIDAY

xiao hua xiao cao thing came to tp.
ben yeo's such a handsome lil' thing
and to the one who said fiona's b's arent that big, you're SO WRONG!

our very first gymming session was cute
using a purple tee as a towel
spending like a dollar 80 on a locker that only needs 40cents
looking at muscle men on one side and us on the easy peasy side.
playing some stupid fishing game.

dinner's great at the jap restaurant
we got 8 plates for the price of 7
how cool's that? -thanks mr nice guy.

SATURDAY

vitasoy's my fav drink
vitasoy reminds me of cat
o cat, u know i love you, despite your ptgf

starbucks was terrible for once.
having someone calling me stalker and trying to reduce my choc chip huh
watch out mr tan.
who apparently did not conform to our hide n seek game
for which, you were sposed to hide.
lousy!

i got myself more formal wear
and this is so not considering shopping as i had to get them

my well definition of shopping:
shopping's only used when you get something that you want for personal gains and benefits

haji lane's okay. the flower power bag does look kinda tempting
but i'm gona resist it all man!

Labels: crush on liq

Thursday, August 02, 2007

2:01 PM

i'm competitng with songs blasting in my ear and the hacking of floor from my next door neighbour
dear lord,
is this a major huge hint to ask me not to study and start slacking?
i'm finally seeing some beam of light and directs my life to being a bummer.

but love is something that overlooks everything..
true love is found when you see his flaws
understands his weaknesses
overlook his imperfections
and still
you cant live without
him

i love this phrase my random friend once said

Labels: maybe we're torn apart

10:31 AM

i cant explain this feelin i'm having
on how i'm actually skippin class.
just to study. we'll see how productive this gets.
i'm just so tired of everything.
sch. serving. people. stares
i need a vacation so very badly.

ok. i shall say what i nimkampuuutt this girl was.
so yesterday, being wed, i have to wear formal
and as i got down the bus, walking towards the bus stop.
i accidentally tripped. please dont get me wrong, i dont mean fall.
apparently there was this huge hole on the ground and my heel got plunged in.
causing a cut on my foot. and blood on my darn stocking. and a sprained foot tt miracly doesnt hurt quite a lot.
and this nimkampuut girl who witnessed everything, sniggered at me and laughed at me
turning back to look at me every so often.
bytch!

i wont get a new bag despite having my topshop one braking on me!

Labels: fatigue/i want to shun the world