holly ms molly

Saturday, September 29, 2007

11:52 PM

my name is cassandra
i would say i'm a fairly serious person
i hardly joke

i'm at a point of my life where i'm anti-guys

you may ask:
why am i always free for some people
and never be able to make time for others
forcing me to squeeze out brain juices for the millionth reason to turn you down
ther's only one thing:i'm not interested
so stop forcing me ok.
into smth that i wouldnt be happy
stop asking me to change dp on msn
cos i just did that
and end up having some bloody f asking me to send him porn pics of myself
hmmm. should i say 'thanks'?
stop expecting so much from me
that i'm nt sposed to club.
that i'm sposed to have: long n curly hair?
short n bob?
on how to you i shouldnt be wearing shorts n slips to work.
cos, it doesnt suit the raffles atmosphere?
on how i shouldnt look the way i was in pri5?
and that i was ugly?
its not like i did some plastic surgery on myself ok
on how i should prolly handwrite some f dumb letter to say 'i like you'
when you know i jolly well dont
and trying to cheer you up with that msg for spilling coffee on a cust's bag
which ended me up getting ridiculed in starbucks
though i knew you didnt mean to
blame me for being foolish

i started a joke that started the whole world laughing
but the joke was on me

and suddenly buggin me to have dinner with you
cos u'r enrolling into ns like soon
and you'r uber despo tt you dont wna be single when u enter ns
and hope you could hook up with me in the fastest possible time

try making me trust the opposite sex again

i started crying which started the whole world laughing
if i'd only seen that the joke was on me

its the feelin wher i wana pull out my hair n disfigure myself
its what i call:
mild depression
pls welcome me into the club bgl

CAT: come back real soon
you promised to booze with me the whole night long

for the first time,
i'm not apologising for expressing my feelings out loud

Labels: where guys only want girls for their f hole

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

11:04 AM

today's talk of the day:
scrooges should never be boyfriends to any girls
even if they do, they'l never make good boyfriends

it isnt a matter of i pay for this, you pay for that
or 50-50
or 70-30
which totally sounds SHTiCK to me
the whole "but i'm not working now.
and "my friend has the most understanding gf in the world cos she goes on dutch
doesnt work for me.
i know it's tough esp if you'r not working
i wouldnt mind the occassional "my treat" kinda thing
but would that deflate your mungo ego?
so guys: plan a saving scheme or smth today!
i totally loathe you, who wants to scrimp on me
even thinking of bringing me out on a char siew rice dinner date at a hawker
and affording to splurge on some branded goods on yourself
(dont think into it: there's NO ONE!)

-and the whole world shook-

guys, go ahead and hate me
i know i'm not the easiest person to love
where financial status is real important
though it claims it isnt everything, it's almost to me
right.

i'm just feeling supine now. cos:
1: i'v gotta go to work today and cheat innocent people's hard earned money!
2: my dear friends are on holiday! come back real soon!
secretly you know i miss you somehow

Labels: scew you hoarder

Monday, September 24, 2007

11:23 PM

took a day off from work
apart from the fact that the place aggrevates my runny nose and sore throat..
i just couldnt help but feel what incorrigible acts i'v been committing
lying to evry customer that its a free makeover n photoshoot theyv received
for winning a consolation prize frm a lucky draw box called
"chance of a lifetime"! (DUMB!)
and goes down to the studio getting hard-sell tactics frm the photographers
sheesh!
god, forgive me for my selfish acts.
i just wana earn a small lil' living for myself.
i promise to go scott free once i get my pay on the fifth of oct.
psst: you may wana google "nbyn" and read the nasty nasty comments!

totally 'spill the beans session with pingie
told her every thing that has happened.
dont worry okays sweetie! everything'l be good again!
ILU!

and i was bored.. i did this stupid thing: (drawahouse.com)

Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:
Your house tells the world that you ought to be a leader. You are good at making friends and when the joyful moment arrives, you make the most out of it. You are shy and reserved. If you've drawn a cross on each of windows, you always want to live alone. You are very tidy person. There's nothing wrong with that because you're pretty popular among friends. son.

You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You see the world as it is, not as you believe it should be.

You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.

Labels: the transformation of a pig

Sunday, September 23, 2007

10:42 PM

SUN-DAY!

church's good today!
the baldie (BGL:NOT YOU OK) whom i always try to play past
ended up sitting with me!
o wells: he loves draggin the 'wei yin'
which tickles my funnaye bones!

CHANGING APPETITES at msq is darn yummilicious!
the best thing: it's sympathetic to our wallets!
thanks pingie for the intro!
ice-cream's the sex. woohoo!

18. eligible. that's ME!
my poor brat cous who's 16 had to enter frm backstg
LOSER, HONEY!

we spotted edmund chen n ivy lee!
he's drop dead gorgeous and friendly
and ivy's real dainty!

being rich is good.
you'll have famous friends like simon yam
who is: SK II's QI QI's hubby
who sends flwrs all the way from hk just for aunt helen!
sweet!

MY LIL' TREAT FOR YOU GUYS!
-AGUA (at vch!)

i began ruminating on whether it was some egg mulfunction
that thai babies are born with a high tendency of being gay
man, that made me feel astonishing lucky that i 'm born perfectly well as a girl
though i resent having menses.

i swear the whole makeover from dick to v is pretty stunning
i wouldnt have known that these shemales were males
cos they look so plush!

so with due respect:
ms yeo here has changed her mindset tt they should be addressed as:
SHE / HER / MS
anything to do with the female species.

ms barbie doll (my fav!)

ms sposedly..'ayumi hamasaki'
FUGG!!

just look at her dang dangs!.
drool guys drooool!

OK: this is like the only 'normal man'
he's the emcee(who's my cousin's hubb's cousin) for the day
who wears this tight leather pants
too tight at the crotch area i would say
hellooo: i was sittin at the 3rd row. it's prettaye clear frm my angle!
according to him,he says the show's ra18 cos of him.
my backside!
i think he's turnin into a shemale real soon!
i'm givin him a few yrs.

i think the one on the left looks like siti nurhaliza
and the mid one's EVERYBODY'S FAV! HO!

spot: ms bra-n panty!

at the end of the day: here's how i look:
the huge boobies and face's too real for me!
i admit defeat for being bona fide and less girly than them!
POUTS!

psst: i'v done a lil' survey on how normal guys' lil one still wouldnt get erected
no matter how the sexy hot 'chic' is.

YIFENG:i'm nt encouring u to visit one in thai
but if you do, kindly tell me if you had an erection.
thank you.
(i'm sorry for sounding so gross!)
just answer my curious lil mind please!

Labels: it's a GAY world out there

Thursday, September 20, 2007

12:29 AM

this has been on my desktop for the longest time ever!
such a sexy man right?

thanks EARLY! for the night, a very kind treat from you i must say!
my rose syrup latte (me:is a tea right?)'s nice
and the cheese that i obviously didnt wana share with you
cos you were mean the whole time
making fun of me and how i resemble a rabbit
and pickin on my nails
and hair and how the whole world should go bob
and the coincidence that we both use escada
and how fat m girls should nv use them.
and how you'r there buggin me bout my ccp for my wallet!
gees!
I HATE YOU SECRETLY!
but i still want my starbucks mooncake!

yesyes, i'm a huge mooncake fan!
and i pampered my family with a boxa ritz mooncakes!

the flav: the green one's grn tea! like duh!
and the D is dark choco!
shiokness!

mr bao ga liao:
i told you its a pair of red shorts!
psst: spot the orange huge file!
i smuggled it home from the stinky job at golden mile
my precious well-personalised orange file!

Labels: dont smoke dont drink thats why idont be by the bar baby

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

12:16 AM

ooook.
dont ask anymore
here's my schedule:

i work at this place very near eski bar.
its a shophouse with no
from mondays to saturdays 4 to 8 pm
calling people up like one per min.
thats if i get rejected in the face-which is a 4 outta 10 chance
where 3's a dial and never pick up phone
and 2's wrong number
and 0.5 chance of the person on the line gg
" tt person is dead"
which leaves a mere 0.5 of a person saying yes, bt not fixing an appnt
which = no spif for me to earn!
o wells, i'm happy with 7bucks too
and my pathetic 20 mins break to rush down and have my chicky sandwich!
which is by the way, the f yummiest sandwich i'v ever eaten

sunday: a date with the big fam for an agua show
apparently its like one of the better troupes in thai
and maybe i could meet them backstage or smth
you know i do kinda fancy the shemale. hefemale thing!

i missed my dental app today.
so very angry with myself!

Labels: chcky sandwich n red wine's my kinda thing

Monday, September 17, 2007

11:22 PM

i'm getting emo somehow and for weird reasons
its seems my tear tap just aint working too well.

apparently i was at my relative's wedding on sun
she married some chink guy.
but he made such a beautiful speech in god darn chinese
trust me: my chinese sucks!
and i teared from his, rice story
here it goes:
part 1:
"i'll share more than half of my bowl of rice to you (wife)
bt if you're hungry, i'll give my portion to you too"

part 2:
"i cant promise you'll be the richest wife,
but i'll promise you'll be the most fortunate wife in the world"

and watching shows like lil secrets and waitress(which is the BEST SHOW EVER)
makes me tear to my silly self!

go ahead and question my emotional stupidity.

can you believe my uncles and aunties are already starting to probe when's gona be my turn
and starts examining the family tree to see who's next
somehow, my name's coming up and they're buggin me when i'm erh.. 18?!
gees! gimme a break, darlings!

i got myself a job- telemarketing real near boat quay
the pubs and all look real tempting!
i must try "SHE BANGS!" restaurant one day!
i go by the name "fiona" when i work
cos my name's too lonnngggg!
and this way: no one'll really know who i am!
how cool's that?

dear dentist: pls be nice to me tomorrow as i pay you a visit

Labels: ALICE? WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?

Saturday, September 15, 2007

11:59 AM

i've decided to go for the terryfox thing tml.
dear o coffee, please work miracles that i can stay awake
for the whole night and morning
serving bev while watching mid age people doing their stuff
and 'tiger beer' uncle only orders tiger the whole night oogling at his collegue
whom i find totally unattractive!
i see o mama style attracts mr 'i req beijing 101 help urgently'

and the guy whom after gulping down like 8 glasses of beer n shots
finally rmbers he drives.
and settles for an alcholic-free beer.
the kind that daddy would prolly want me to drink instead of wine n beer.

i just wana stay away from dad
cos he's irritating the hell outa me
you'd prolly realise by now that i dont quite favour him
cos my life revolves arnd my mum
the guy who purposely tapes over my chink shows
he jolly well knows it and he still erases it cos
he's angry that i focus my attention to the show rather than him
F daddy F!
dont go preaching bout the gospel when you dont even attend church
and get all petty that i didnt share my merely half a bowl of fried rice with u
and start complaining to the whole world on what an unfilliar daughter you have

and soon you'll realise, no one's on your side

Labels: drunkards

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

11:38 PM

today started off real badly
i hate f* and their management staff
no pay huh?
claiming that you'r not lecturing us with your bberrber contract
(she meant VERbal)
MY BACKSIDE MAN! kiss my ass wont you?

met qing after that.
tcc's real good!
the one on the right is MINE
'peach me up'!
a long talk with her about braces
i'm seriously chickenin out!
just think of the pain!

so what if i'm a chicken?

Labels: o tarzan why did you marry jane

Monday, September 10, 2007

10:28 PM

ok. what's the big hooha of me quitting my 4+ per hr job?
why does a thousand and one people come up to me and ask if i'm fine.
that's uber uncanny
as a matter of fact.
i'm real jocund.never been happier i swear
goodbye early mornings.
and adios to this very unfamiliar mediacorp actor-(whom i'm still unable to remember his name
that explains how dinky he is!)
who always snatches my mrt seat
and reads 'xiao tu zi he wu gui'. !!
with his black tight fitting tee that makes his tits real obvious

jesus christ!

no more having to record down the time i left for the toilet. and the time i came back from there.
(no joke about it!)
and fyi: only squat toilets are available.
and eating take aways everyday cos we aint allowed to leave the company for even an hour!
i'll consider it as free labour for the past week.
a stepping stone to ticketing
amadeus'l be my best friend
it's a learning experience.
not so much about the money this time.

it's just like some people are better off not talking to
where online chat friends should just remain the way they are
where papaya shake's gona be my fav drink cos i need it badly.
HELLO! i'm like what? eighteen in a kiddo's bod. F!
and boys should screw their boxers and go for briefs cos it's good for their balls
and puny asses should deflate their huge egos and make his feeling known to the girl he fancies
and fugly guys should go for fugly girls
and cats should start targetting dogs
and dating should only be allowed at the age of 21
and then the whole world'l be a better place

Labels: you know what.i'm sick of this all

Sunday, September 09, 2007

10:24 PM

i cant believe i totally bummed my only off day away!

i went to church! i just had the urge to
maybe it's the 7th month thats freaking me out
and the weird dreams i'm having :like repeating what i do in the day
over exhaustion i must say
and can you believe mummy n i spent like 8 hours at tm.
(you do know i'm a tm person!!)
and because 'no reservations' only at 415.
psst: it's one of those shows that makes me fuzzy inside. a MUST WATCH!

it's the very first time i brought mummy to starbucks!
while reading cleo, she stumbled upon (naughty choc)
so very RA i must say!
my JAVA CHIP totally rocked my socks
thank you jerome tan!
though i hate you for adding like what, 10portions of choco chip!
cos it's sinful and darn chunky
n having ms pouty's lips stuck in the straw cos the choc chip's stuck in ther.
you know tt deep down, i've been yearning for jerome-made-javachip!
and for helping me search for seats! MYMY! that's darn sweet of you!

i dread going back to work tomorrow.
the smelly-pee place that's totally transformed on saturdays
where party animals are out even as early as 6pm
the micro minis and bloody red lipsticks
and the old perverts with 'acting seductive eyes
trying to hook as many ladayes (i'm still preoccupied that they are MEN in disguise!)

the two chinks, who supposedly are our seniors,
seating behind me googling on nude women.
-dont think we never see ah! we know your dirty lil' secret (or not so already)

the picking up of calls and mr chia who keeps calling for me!

the eccentric computer that dies on me so very often.

i'm like taking.. 3 days of off this week. HEH!

Labels: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW (i wish)

Friday, September 07, 2007

11:14 PM

mummy always knows what i want best
and this sure is the easiest way to ever make me happy

especially when f jerbronie piece of sh*t collegues of yours
are just so god damn irritating
and end up scolding you for the slighest reason

and saying, and then shouting "HELLO!" over n over agn
cos our phone's of poor quality n no one can hear us
THANKS!

it's these lil' things that make me wana quit like: NOW
and enjoy my hols instead of burning them.
maybe i should learn from +44?

Labels: point a pistol on my dear head

Thursday, September 06, 2007

10:46 PM

M2:THOMAS!
(far right)

i'm so proud of my dear friend whom i gotta know a yr ago when selling mooncakes
for gettin into hey gorgeous
despite from singing 'do a deer...' on national tv
he's CUTE n BASHFUL!
ok, imagine: who ever sings a kido song out there?
it takes lotsa courage man!
well done, son!

work's driving me mad
telephone calls are just crazy
1 call/min
my painted nails are a motivation for me man
dreading dialing numbers on the phone
when i'm actually giving a miss call to myself
so that i look like i'm busy and givin my arse a lil' tickle
and oogling at my pretty nails!
r i g h t
qn: what shall i eat for lunch tomorrow?
and then saturday'll come real quickly!
we'r having a date as astons!
qn: what shall i eat for dinner at astons?

Labels: panty.pants.techniques

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

11:20 PM

congratulations!
heave-ho the flyers, cas!
its the utmost stinky job ever

so ah-ha!
my dear friends n i indulged in DONUT FACTORY at suntec after work
the dine-in queue's stupendously short!!
O rights o rights, i know the kaya donut does look a lil' disturbing!

mocha's my fav!
cheese is apparently the most forgettable
double choc spells yum!
and bluberry is kinda okayss!

tell me i'm so not saving $ by splurging on newyork newyork's ..
JIGGY PIGGY (if i didnt rmb wrongly)
i got it cos of the cute name!

TRICK / TREAT!
a lil' pressie apart from my other pressies i got for myself
worth the damn price!

work's basically kinda chilled out these days
toting how much i'v earned everytime i look at the time
thinking of what i should have for lunch, like always!
o how i enjoy being cooped in the office
cos it smells like crap outside!
lets see. it's being rumoured that the smell comes from thai spices
which smells like fresh pee, tastes simply delish
HOW CAN THAT BE POSSIBLE?
hell durians!
the olid smell makes me wana gag i swear!

and there's the chink people who spelt cancel as 'cancell'
and the heinous spelling n vocab of the company's terms n conditions

the weird conversations i have with my friends!
on how my not squatting on the toilet bowl while peeing's:
cool n hygienic! the trend began passing on to my friends!
everyone's trying em' out. you should too!

n how i got tricked into 'apple beef' (refer to last pic)
and the literally corn beef vs the real corn beef! (1st n 3rd)
n the 2nd one's some banana smth

my workplace's freaking me out
with tons of cats lurking around
and snakes in the long gang
tell me my life is endangered!

Labels: my thick orange file

Saturday, September 01, 2007

10:22 PM

work's like shyte!
i detest giving out flyers!
to people who hint to you that they want your brochure and when u actually pass it to em,
they are totally oblivious bout you.
HEH: you got me!

and the LAH-B who stares at the damn brochure
trying to absorb all the promotions w/o getting it from my damn hands
i chose to flip the brochure to the other side
nothing for you to see
HEH: i got ya!

despite having people enroaching over me
pushing me everywhere.
making me feel teed off.
i made 60bucks today!
that spells: a new dress!
or.. maybe not.
i'm tempted to put my wallet on hold and get my bag first!
ok: since when did a bag come into my mind.
o wells, you never know!

HUGE THANKS to my friends who were there and help me do the disposing act!

Labels: i know you want it.secretly you do