
tell me i'm so not saving $ by splurging on newyork newyork's ..
JIGGY PIGGY (if i didnt rmb wrongly)
i got it cos of the cute name!

work's basically kinda chilled out these days
toting how much i'v earned everytime i look at the time
thinking of what i should have for lunch, like always!
o how i enjoy being cooped in the office
cos it smells like crap outside!
lets see. it's being rumoured that the smell comes from thai spices
which smells like fresh pee, tastes simply delish
HOW CAN THAT BE POSSIBLE?
hell durians!
the olid smell makes me wana gag i swear!
and there's the chink people who spelt cancel as 'cancell'
and the heinous spelling n vocab of the company's terms n conditions
the weird conversations i have with my friends!
on how my not squatting on the toilet bowl while peeing's:
cool n hygienic! the trend began passing on to my friends!
everyone's trying em' out. you should too!
n how i got tricked into 'apple beef' (refer to last pic)
and the literally corn beef vs the real corn beef! (1st n 3rd)
n the 2nd one's some banana smth

my workplace's freaking me out
with tons of cats lurking around
and snakes in the long gang
tell me my life is endangered!