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Monday, March 31, 2008
12:16 AM


SUNDAY'S MAHJONG DAY!

we can only play on sunday cos bro's gf's over at our place
padre refuses to even be in contact with the tiles
cos he's a stickler for goodness (i wonder what tt is tho)
n deems gambling is evil n demonic n luciferishh
wokay!
anw, this set is damn pretty n bimbotic
cos its shiny n silvery
n n it makes me happy touching it even! HEH
psst: mahjong's so nt auntie!




headed out with the mrs after gilmore girls
to get a new fan cos lousy timmie died on me
it looks funny cos it's head is soo much bigger than its body


introducing:MR PLOBBS

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Saturday, March 29, 2008
12:10 AM


extraction of the tooth :
has a damnit sore uncomfy feeling
makes one bleed shittishly
my head feels like its exploding bcos of some nerve
relying on painkillers now n then
totally loathe this feeling


cant believe im going thru it again on friday!
darn is way a way too understatement for this,so
FCKK

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Friday, March 28, 2008
11:01 PM


  • MORE



its definition is somewhat changing isnt it?


is what i use when i want more sweet chili from macs
ending up always with a unpropitious mere ONE packet
O! so that's the meaning of more to them




n britney spears on the other hand sings
"gimme gimme more" with a seductive moaning lil "uh" at the end
she unequivocally wants more:
(ahem) rocking.. dirty dancing...
that lassie does want more

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
9:44 PM


acc to me:
wakin up at 530 is disgusting
reachin toa payoh at 8 is far too ridiculous
waiting for darn 7 and a half hours for bro's turn to get his flat is fugg
worst thing: he didnt allow me to eat at all
cos he's scared we'l miss his turn
KIASSUUUUUU
and ther he goes swearin for every unit that he's eyein on gettin occupied
for once i see him beseeching to the almighty for the unit he wants


as for me:
i finished like 200 pages of my book & 8days o too quickly
and thinkin when i'l faint frm this unkempt smelly bush in frnt of me

wokayy!
wondering why the halo's beaming above saint cassandra's head?
me gettin my arse there today determines my fate after the 4th yr
when he gets the house, mei mei has 2 houses to bum at!

the estate at compassvale
living
master
MINE


and if u do those dumb charity stuff
ya know, the irksome dong dong coins into the tin!
n u need big bucks,find my bro pls!
apparently, after lunch
this BEEFY ACT-CUTE-IN-MINI SCH SKRT-
DO-THE-WHOLE TWISTT TWISTT-GIRL
totally trotted between bro n i
and ther she was with her superrdooper act cute voice
totally oblivious to me
pleading with my bro
ok,smart nymphet!
cos bro goes for the meaty girls with huger dangs
tong-ed like fuggoo 2 bucks!
and claims he doesnt hav $ to get me a bday gift
HORRIBLE!
ge-ge mei-mei zhan qi laiii




so long,farewell two tooth
im feelin jittery! HELPPP!

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
9:04 PM


ok,because iv been so darn lazy to blog
i'l just let the pics do the work yea!
wed/junket with qiannie to the city

chitty chatty-chitty chatty
william's rojak at far east's the sex our starter for dinner at this jap restaurant
which by the way has the most angsty chef
bt piquant food, a darling to thy wallet, and holy-cow yum onions
my plasticky-lookin-mackarel

tues/
pikunikku with duckee at vivo
yet,another place full of darn memories


how inappropriate is his dressin for our lil' rubbish lunch
BUT THANK YOU FOR THE AII XIN SANDWICH n the MANY samples!
totally unglam but heck
i cant wait for uglybetty braces,babehh
he loves the whole arabic look
and is amused once again with my fingers
(which he thinks are damn tiny)
beats me why tho
duckee says girls should nt swear cos its way too uncouth
and iv got to curb my fckin vulgarities
cos im exclaiming fck every few mins
not that i want to,bt im used to it
so,replace fck to darn
darn! i deleted u!

darn! i wana pluck out those darn eyes of lao ti kos
darn! you'r a waste of my darn time
darn! iv to wake up at 530am tomorrow
FOOGOOWOOGOOOO!

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
3:49 PM


it's often said:
that no matter the truth
people see what they want to see


you know you love me

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Monday, March 17, 2008
8:41 PM


i'm darn proud of myself
no more unnecessary blaming on that
innocent lil cuppa starbucks coffee
i had durin noon'
because i couldnt sleep
nor because i chatted with myself to myself on msn
and didnt get a reply outta a sudden
like the total change from gloomy wet days to darn parching weather
and thinkin how nerds can stil be in sch at 11pm


im more than contented




im darn proud of myself
cos after 7 months of not drivin
i still got praised by the instructor
until....
i mounted the curb
& started laughin so hard to myself
he thot i was mad
i did a u-turn
n 3 pnt turn
man! im a genius!

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Sunday, March 16, 2008
3:14 PM



tpde dance concert last night was a blast
kinda reminded me of the times when i was stil in dance


the previous concert/o boogie woogie bimbo


o how i was actually fit
cos now, "fit" is nowhere near my dictionary
unless of course
i take up some sport
like badminton/rollarblading/cycling


iv gotta say how proud i am of liangyu!
liang!you totally blew my mind away
with those sexy tipped toes and dancemoves!
i lv you lots!


due to the fact that some heritage values still hold a remarkable importance
in this modern society
that for many years
i thot, sex prejudice was supersede (/whatever its called)
and i was gettin over the huge arguement with my family
on why parents preferred boy to girl
bro vs me
cos?
he continues the family surname
(to his pets maybe?cos he doesnt want kids)
or that he has a willie to f?


okok, on why im feelin this way:
of which u may say im being so darn sensitive


i totally begged mom to cook dinner for me
cos i wanted to dine home after the dance concert
she refused
refused to let me home for dinner
cos she doesnt want to cook due to laziness
she cooked up a story
saying how daddy's bringing her out to dinner
and asked me to have dinner myself
n that she doesnt want to see me home early


i came home a stroke after 12
she asked me why i was soo late
-i totally ignored her
i asked how did dinner go
she cooked?
o why?
cos brother came home
and mother had to cook for her darling only son
cos cos, she's scared he'l be hungry
after having spent a night at his gf's
yet she still couldnt cook for me


really fcked up ok


bt anyhoo, after having sought so many of my friends
duckee came to my rescue
having dinner at 10pm at urrbannnn
talking bout nonsensical sh*t
and feelin' pissed off cos ah neh stole my cab
and taxi drivers drivin past us
cos they wana earn the fifty percent more
inhumae!


i had a really good time duckee!
get your pay
28th, i'l rmb that
im waiting for my big fat treat!
thanks guy!
the nice smellin perfume

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2:04 PM



i went out with the girlfriend
girl friend/
girlfriend
u know how it is
when u were all kiddish
and you'l go write
"o! that is my girl-(space)-friend
cos im not lesbian
we'r not girlfriends
so, iv gotta emphasise on the fact that its with a space"


so yea.
we were at the esplanade
the place brought back swt memories
you in your striped polo
me in my white satin
and the soft you planted with the fireworks in the backgrnd


so alright
gf n i were sittin by the river
catchin up on stuff
and amidst the crowd
we noticed a black wallet that dropped off a guy's backpocket
it landed right in front of this girl
and she returned it to the security ppl
if only i had a johnny-on-the-spot who'd return my hp
instead of stealing it
o wells,
iv cursed tt person
for his/her p. part to decompose
heh! thats how mean i am
who ask him/her!!!?!?!?!





to be returned to its rightful owner


im doing the right thing

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1:52 PM


P L A Y E R S
are like:


disposable undies.


iv got this cousin's wife
who,
due to her supine behaviour
does not wear normal cotton undies
but wears paper disposable undies
cos it saves her the hassle of washing them


use n throw


use n throw


jettison after screwing

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1:48 PM


im gona blog
if by any chance
you think im referring to you,u,eww
(points in every direction)
trust me, im not
however,if you'v any doubts and uncertainties
that im referring to you,
question me

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Thursday, March 13, 2008
10:19 PM


I don't need to
But I want to
Sing with you
'cause I miss you

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9:36 PM



The cat wished that it was a bee,
The turtle wished that it could fly
And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.


If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.


And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves


If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.


If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, let the cold winds blow

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
11:46 PM


and as im waiting
as gas promised


i think of how the horrid weather has been
for the past few days
it seems im never lucky
as it pours the minute i step outta my sty
as if god's playing a trick on me
the positive would think:
showers of blessing
while for me,
it's a good chance :
to showcase my brolly
and give my havai a free clean- wash


it dampens my mood
makes me stay indoors
cancelling all our deep- thought plans
for our mini badminton match
our gym session
all because we'r belly dancers wanabe


to date: none of those plans hav been accomplished
except for afternoon teas
n more foood
n of course, more serials

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11:44 PM


n somehow i feel
my tears seem never ending
i cry like a wuss
over minors
over movies n stuff
makin my eyes al puffy n red
eyeliner's the best way to nt make me cry
o wells.

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Monday, March 10, 2008
3:11 PM


she said:













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Sunday, March 09, 2008
12:09 AM


hearthrob


the matured

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Tuesday, March 04, 2008
9:22 PM



my feel good song

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8:11 PM


this is gona be one of those holidays i wished i never had
im hoping there's some kind of boss that would hire me
on my very irregular schedule cos of driving lessons
and i do want my braces done asap. chopchop


on how iv been spending my past 1 week?
iv nt even realised its a week cos iv been doing nothing
like seriously
apart from bumming in bed watching lesbo shows

hanging out with cat o so often,watching shows
reading the newspaper while having breakfast at macs
in fact, these shows are making me use:
my gaydar:
identifying
lesbos inside of their
not so lesbo bodies
it's a pretty good hobby i must say
fathoming what they are thinking with their excessive smiling to me
ok, i doubt im turning les
(which is hittin the market like crap now
just look at the winner of some china supergirl-its this idol thing)
but of course everything's hush-hush
even if u'r les
you wont go telling the world u are
unless for, ellen or whatsoever

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