thatgirl'sblog

2008-04-19T23:27:00.000+08:00

iv moved
tho it sucks
iv moved
iv moved

http://forboxerskatie.livejournal.com

2008-04-09T12:47:00.004+08:00

ciggo dear

life paradoxical
friends express:
"wher'v u been? u got me worried sick. i missed you"
didnt come online
msn: only way to reach a person?
say smth
mean nothing

cooping in sty
immersing in serials
abolishes all thots &vexations
cos friends lay albatross on you
unknowingly/ on purpose
you: worry for them
but
they: take for granted/push their limits
woes girl nt online
agony: work's busy
lamentating goodbye sleep
superficial:eyes on boobs eyes on long legs
obtaining perfect date
no wrong idea
best friend vs makin her gf
spects/no spects its sexy back
sunshine smile
fiona
shaven heads
"inappropriateness"
insults
being desperate the way you are

its perhaps the era/trend where you'r at this age
everyone has a partner
so you'v gotta catch up with times

now who's the last one standing?

2008-03-31T00:16:00.006+08:00

SUNDAY'S MAHJONG DAY!

we can only play on sunday cos bro's gf's over at our place
padre refuses to even be in contact with the tiles
cos he's a stickler for goodness (i wonder what tt is tho)
n deems gambling is evil n demonic n luciferishh
wokay!
anw, this set is damn pretty n bimbotic
cos its shiny n silvery
n n it makes me happy touching it even! HEH
psst: mahjong's so nt auntie!

headed out with the mrs after gilmore girls
to get a new fan cos lousy timmie died on me
it looks funny cos it's head is soo much bigger than its body

introducing:MR PLOBBS

2008-03-29T00:10:00.004+08:00

extraction of the tooth :
has a damnit sore uncomfy feeling
makes one bleed shittishly
my head feels like its exploding bcos of some nerve
relying on painkillers now n then
totally loathe this feeling

cant believe im going thru it again on friday!
darn is way a way too understatement for this,so
FCKK

2008-03-28T23:01:00.006+08:00

its definition is somewhat changing isnt it?

is what i use when i want more sweet chili from macs
ending up always with a unpropitious mere ONE packet
O! so that's the meaning of more to them

n britney spears on the other hand sings
"gimme gimme more" with a seductive moaning lil "uh" at the end
she unequivocally wants more:
(ahem) rocking.. dirty dancing...
that lassie does want more

2008-03-26T21:44:00.012+08:00

acc to me:
wakin up at 530 is disgusting
reachin toa payoh at 8 is far too ridiculous
waiting for darn 7 and a half hours for bro's turn to get his flat is fugg
worst thing: he didnt allow me to eat at all
cos he's scared we'l miss his turn
KIASSUUUUUU
and ther he goes swearin for every unit that he's eyein on gettin occupied
for once i see him beseeching to the almighty for the unit he wants

as for me:
i finished like 200 pages of my book & 8days o too quickly
and thinkin when i'l faint frm this unkempt smelly bush in frnt of me

wokayy!
wondering why the halo's beaming above saint cassandra's head?
me gettin my arse there today determines my fate after the 4th yr
when he gets the house, mei mei has 2 houses to bum at!

the estate at compassvale
living
master
MINE

and if u do those dumb charity stuff
ya know, the irksome dong dong coins into the tin!
n u need big bucks,find my bro pls!
apparently, after lunch
this BEEFY ACT-CUTE-IN-MINI SCH SKRT-
DO-THE-WHOLE TWISTT TWISTT-GIRL
totally trotted between bro n i
and ther she was with her superrdooper act cute voice
totally oblivious to me
pleading with my bro
ok,smart nymphet!
cos bro goes for the meaty girls with huger dangs
tong-ed like fuggoo 2 bucks!
and claims he doesnt hav $ to get me a bday gift
HORRIBLE!
ge-ge mei-mei zhan qi laiii

so long,farewell two tooth
im feelin jittery! HELPPP!

2008-03-25T21:04:00.015+08:00

ok,because iv been so darn lazy to blog
i'l just let the pics do the work yea!
wed/junket with qiannie to the city
chitty chatty-chitty chatty william's rojak at far east's the sex our starter for dinner at this jap restaurant
which by the way has the most angsty chef
bt piquant food, a darling to thy wallet, and holy-cow yum onions my plasticky-lookin-mackarel

tues/pikunikku with duckee at vivo
yet,another place full of darn memories

how inappropriate is his dressin for our lil' rubbish lunch
BUT THANK YOU FOR THE AII XIN SANDWICH n the MANY samples!totally unglam but heck
i cant wait for uglybetty braces,babehh he loves the whole arabic look
and is amused once again with my fingers
(which he thinks are damn tiny)
beats me why tho duckee says girls should nt swear cos its way too uncouth
and iv got to curb my fckin vulgarities
cos im exclaiming fck every few mins
not that i want to,bt im used to it
so,replace fck to darn
darn! i deleted u!

darn! i wana pluck out those darn eyes of lao ti kos
darn! you'r a waste of my darn time
darn! iv to wake up at 530am tomorrow
FOOGOOWOOGOOOO!

2008-03-18T15:49:00.003+08:00

it's often said:
that no matter the truth
people see what they want to see

you know you love me

2008-03-17T20:41:00.004+08:00

i'm darn proud of myself
no more unnecessary blaming on that
innocent lil cuppa starbucks coffee
i had durin noon'
because i couldnt sleep
nor because i chatted with myself to myself on msn
and didnt get a reply outta a sudden
like the total change from gloomy wet days to darn parching weather
and thinkin how nerds can stil be in sch at 11pm

im more than contented

im darn proud of myself
cos after 7 months of not drivin
i still got praised by the instructor
until....
i mounted the curb
& started laughin so hard to myself
he thot i was mad
i did a u-turn
n 3 pnt turn
man! im a genius!

2008-03-16T15:14:00.008+08:00

tpde dance concert last night was a blast
kinda reminded me of the times when i was stil in dance

the previous concert/o boogie woogie bimbo

o how i was actually fit
cos now, "fit" is nowhere near my dictionary
unless of course
i take up some sport
like badminton/rollarblading/cycling

iv gotta say how proud i am of liangyu!
liang!you totally blew my mind away
with those sexy tipped toes and dancemoves!
i lv you lots!

due to the fact that some heritage values still hold a remarkable importance
in this modern society
that for many years
i thot, sex prejudice was supersede (/whatever its called)
and i was gettin over the huge arguement with my family
on why parents preferred boy to girl
bro vs me
cos?
he continues the family surname
(to his pets maybe?cos he doesnt want kids)
or that he has a willie to f?

okok, on why im feelin this way:
of which u may say im being so darn sensitive

i totally begged mom to cook dinner for me
cos i wanted to dine home after the dance concert
she refused
refused to let me home for dinner
cos she doesnt want to cook due to laziness
she cooked up a story
saying how daddy's bringing her out to dinner
and asked me to have dinner myself
n that she doesnt want to see me home early

i came home a stroke after 12
she asked me why i was soo late
-i totally ignored her
i asked how did dinner go
she cooked?
o why?
cos brother came home
and mother had to cook for her darling only son
cos cos, she's scared he'l be hungry
after having spent a night at his gf's
yet she still couldnt cook for me

really fcked up ok

bt anyhoo, after having sought so many of my friends
duckee came to my rescue
having dinner at 10pm at urrbannnn
talking bout nonsensical sh*t
and feelin' pissed off cos ah neh stole my cab
and taxi drivers drivin past us
cos they wana earn the fifty percent more
inhumae!

i had a really good time duckee!
get your pay
28th, i'l rmb that
im waiting for my big fat treat!
thanks guy!
the nice smellin perfume

2008-03-16T14:04:00.004+08:00

i went out with the girlfriend
girl friend/
girlfriend
u know how it is
when u were all kiddish
and you'l go write
"o! that is my girl-(space)-friend
cos im not lesbian
we'r not girlfriends
so, iv gotta emphasise on the fact that its with a space"

so yea.
we were at the esplanade
the place brought back swt memories
you in your striped polo
me in my white satin
and the soft you planted with the fireworks in the backgrnd

so alright
gf n i were sittin by the river
catchin up on stuff
and amidst the crowd
we noticed a black wallet that dropped off a guy's backpocket
it landed right in front of this girl
and she returned it to the security ppl
if only i had a johnny-on-the-spot who'd return my hp
instead of stealing it
o wells,
iv cursed tt person
for his/her p. part to decompose
heh! thats how mean i am
who ask him/her!!!?!?!?!

to be returned to its rightful owner

im doing the right thing

2008-03-16T13:52:00.003+08:00

P L A Y E R S
are like:

disposable undies.

iv got this cousin's wife
who,
due to her supine behaviour
does not wear normal cotton undies
but wears paper disposable undies
cos it saves her the hassle of washing them

use n throw

use n throw

jettison after screwing

2008-03-16T13:48:00.002+08:00

im gona blog
if by any chance
you think im referring to you,u,eww
(points in every direction)
trust me, im not
however,if you'v any doubts and uncertainties
that im referring to you,
question me

2008-03-13T22:19:00.001+08:00

I don't need to
But I want to
Sing with you
'cause I miss you

2008-03-13T21:36:00.004+08:00

The cat wished that it was a bee,
The turtle wished that it could fly
And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.

And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.

If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, let the cold winds blow

2008-03-12T23:46:00.006+08:00

and as im waiting
as gas promised

i think of how the horrid weather has been
for the past few days
it seems im never lucky
as it pours the minute i step outta my sty
as if god's playing a trick on me
the positive would think:
showers of blessing
while for me,
it's a good chance :
to showcase my brolly
and give my havai a free clean- wash

it dampens my mood
makes me stay indoors
cancelling all our deep- thought plans
for our mini badminton match
our gym session
all because we'r belly dancers wanabe

to date: none of those plans hav been accomplished
except for afternoon teas
n more foood
n of course, more serials

2008-03-12T23:44:00.002+08:00

n somehow i feel
my tears seem never ending
i cry like a wuss
over minors
over movies n stuff
makin my eyes al puffy n red
eyeliner's the best way to nt make me cry
o wells.

2008-03-10T15:11:00.010+08:00

she said:

人不喜
生一歡
並定一
非要個
只擁人
有有
戀他
愛
這
回
事

2008-03-09T00:09:00.002+08:00

hearthrob

the matured

2008-03-04T21:22:00.005+08:00

my feel good song

2008-03-04T20:11:00.007+08:00

this is gona be one of those holidays i wished i never had
im hoping there's some kind of boss that would hire me
on my very irregular schedule cos of driving lessons
and i do want my braces done asap. chopchop

on how iv been spending my past 1 week?
iv nt even realised its a week cos iv been doing nothing
like seriously
apart from bumming in bed watching lesbo shows

hanging out with cat o so often,watching shows
reading the newspaper while having breakfast at macs
in fact, these shows are making me use:
my gaydar:
identifying lesbos inside of their
not so lesbo bodies
it's a pretty good hobby i must say
fathoming what they are thinking with their excessive smiling to me
ok, i doubt im turning les
(which is hittin the market like crap now
just look at the winner of some china supergirl-its this idol thing)
but of course everything's hush-hush
even if u'r les
you wont go telling the world u are
unless for, ellen or whatsoever

2008-02-28T00:59:00.030+08:00

i turned nineteen!

the very first time iv ever celebrated with my friends
it's always been a family affair
especially havin to celebrate with my brother
who must have hated me for ruining his 6th birthday bash cos
mummy had to rush to the hospital to get me out of her womb
parents with such good timing/

when i was like, 6?

today's the most specfuckintacular birthday iv ever had
it was all i ever wished for
thanks to all my dearest who made my day a very special one
the hugs
the 12am messages
the birthday songs sung
the call at 2312 that lasted a close 18mins about sugary beef

i simply cannot express my thanks to the sausage family -

my mega huge love
liang, sharps, zhen wei, jun ren n ker hui for makin me feel
so very fortunate
the simple dinner
the awesome birthday cake and card
you know that i love you each n everyone of you so dearly
credits to jr for going thru the trouble

ferrero yummy cake

enjoyed ladies night out not at some club
but at a private affair playing boared games
shooting each other with pink gay guns and hot air balloons
at hideout cafe where so much joy n laughter filled us from within

action sia zhen weiand this is my uber hamsom best friend

and as im writing this,
with tears of happiness welling up in my eyes
i'd like to thank evryone for being there for me always

2008-02-25T20:57:00.003+08:00

and so, goodbye accounting

hello spaaa
tooodles

2008-02-22T00:09:00.005+08:00

once again,
you made me get happs in the face
thanks mister

and caffeen said im one of those who'd
still buy apples from some bad people by the streets
and let her steal money from my wallet
o dearr

2008-02-18T11:14:00.004+08:00

you made my day yesterday
one more year baby
and i'm outta school
one week has passed since i met you at the harbour

'Cause if I got you
I don't need money
I don't need cars

Baby you're the best part of my day

i'll be a farmer and have picnics with you
xoxo

2008-02-15T22:56:00.003+08:00

caught p.s i love you
it's a good teary o show
or not so if you'v just broken up
or faced some major huge crisis in life
or you'l end up crying drastically like this girl in the cinemas
who cried buckets, ending up with an uber wet wet face
not a pretty sight darling
i'd recommend the book, it's much better still

A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
what do girls really want?
we dont even know.

2008-02-14T21:49:00.005+08:00

its valentines
im lazy to even do anything
cos im just feeling biatchy from school
and im playing chasing pavements
over n over on my player.

if you'r single, you'll prolly think of valentines
as another day that should be removed off the calender

singles are the only ones online at this hour
lookin at my list of friends who are online proves it all
they purposely dress to the nines to deceive everyone that they
are out on a date in their pretty clothes
bt in actual fact,
they are the only ones hiding in computer labs till 7pm
and have zhi charr for dinner at some random coffee shop with old folks
so that no one will find lonesome and single-hood them

i build myself up
and fly around in circles
waiting as my heart drops
and my back begins to tingle
finally could this be it

2008-02-13T20:28:00.002+08:00

2 minutes and one second was all i ever needed from him
o the tears you brought to me in the monorail
im glad all's fine
if only i could purchase some telephone voucher
i yearn to hear his voice again

2008-02-10T18:54:00.000+08:00

family lunch with the mah's at copthorne hotel

i brought sg baby along
the first time i ever brought any guy to any family event
im glad you felt welcomed and enjoyed yourself with all the teasing
mahs were cool with him
doting on him even way more than me!
i love u hunn

bro's gf n him n mummy n i

the silly stuff he made me do at home
the flower he stole from the neighbours'

2008-02-09T15:06:00.000+08:00

dinner at tmcc with the yeo's and ho's

i hate it when there is karaoke session in the private room
which means: bully the kiddos
cos apparently, my uncles came up with this plan that forces
i really do mean FORCE everyone,esp the kids to sing

and unfortunately, an almost 19 o me, still falls under that category
so everyone HAS to have a go with the mic
like a fate that we have no choice but accept in silence
and so, i was sitting at the kiddo's table
for once, aint doing the 'jie jie' babysitting thing
which is a relief cos i may just accidentally kill the poor baby with a fishball or smth
and get blamed totally

so yea. i sat there wondering when my name would not be called out
it didnt take the elders long to realise i was soon slipping down under the table
searching for a place to burry my head
for the aunties were singing "MY HUMPS
(o doesnt it suit you,sg for wanting to carry my bag? HAA)
doing o so provocative actions that totally got me dumbfounded
and next was BARBIE GIRL.
ok, this song gives me goosebumps cos my ex classmate, faris
made me listen to that song cos he said he thinks of me when he listens to the song
like eh GROSS PLEASE!

the only good thing, iv found a super nice song called YELLOW SUBMARINE by the beatles!

2008-02-07T23:13:00.000+08:00

first of all, happy lunar!
have fun ushering in the year of the rat (which i thot was mouse.
and goat was lamb.how bimbotic!)

while im here 'enjoying' my free time stayin home
cos ostensibly my uber huge family's too busy for us to be visiting them
im spending both my days watching GOSSIP GIRLS
it's like the best bimbotic, chic flic show ever
spending hours playing mini mahjong with mummy
tai- tai in the making please!
and never ending phone chats
but yet appearing offline so no one knows im a loser N a loner
ok, so go on, laugh at how rich you are from the red packs while im still runnin' low
like that, how to get my gucci wallet in 5 months time!?!??!
i'll save up using my own.yes i will,jerome tan!
gees, this sucks so god damn badly
im gona plan what to do tomorrow:
perhaps, take toy dog, fredy yeo for a lil stroll in the playground??

on the issue of money-
i guess my thinking has some how matured
thank the saints for im becoming less materialistic
iv regretted ranting on mummy for taking back my credit card
but hey, im turning 19
why'd i need the card for?
it's more of a luxury that i'v taken granted for
though i'd appreciate if she returns it to me for my bday? awww
and the real gullible me thinking that bfs are to pay for my everything
im glad im thinking straight like, finally

life's pretty chilled out
im certified done with all my numerous projects!

im beginning to like sg
especially with the fireworks and at night by the river
and park dates at 6am
on how everything just seems so calm
yet sexy.
on how doing the same stuff makes me blush
im happy
thank you sg

iv been spending lotsa time with the sausage family
the karaoke session, meal times and happy family
'huh? really ahh. u realllyyyy very farniiii!'

happy birthday liang!!karaoke at teo heng, this REALLLYYY v cheap karaoke place at katong

simpang
astons
thanks for the lovely rose, donkey dear
you know you love me,
xoxo

2008-01-28T22:38:00.000+08:00

thank you lullaby

2008-01-27T17:59:00.000+08:00

on karma

i lost my darling hp
during the open house
to the person who gouped it
you do know i hate you
im cursing you for stealing it away
it's gona be your turn to lose your phone soon
meanass

i got a phone so very similiar to the previous one
it's so retarded on why i even chose it
but its goood

2008-01-27T17:30:00.000+08:00

greetings!
i'v been home for the whole weekend
feeling extremely bored
i start singing to michael learns to rock and a1 and abba
i start playing wahjong all thanks to sausage family
the thing is, i dont know how to play, but i stil enjoy doing so.

love counsellor

victor's slips, our love

our attempt to copy him

tues was sakae buffet day
we ate like we'v never eaten
commemorating that projs are almost all done
that late nights at tp till 10 are getting fewer
the sem's closing
the best grp mates ever
though they'r mean at times
i still love them to bits

wed.
another boring day
shant talk bout it.

victor

sausage family in formal

our toys

as well as thurs.
except that i ran into a table.
and ended up with a huge purple orh chehh
shorts chucked away.
GROSS PLEASE

fri.
i got stalked
everywher i go
he goes.
hoggin my nights with his sexy voice
hearing me spout nonsense like everynight
he enjoys hearing me on auto-pilot mode

dinner with ms sporty lam
she's making me interested to learn wakeboarding
and sailing
and all about penang and cherry
and how she associates cheery with MAID
GASP! u are MEAN.
esp to tulip brampy!

openhouse

2008-01-25T00:01:00.001+08:00

monday was lunch with ping
she's my best friend
in case you didnt know
we talked
about everything
erased
we prata-ed

hrtsnkses

2008-01-21T01:01:00.000+08:00

the topic's on FAKE HAIR!
hair extensions' the IN-THING NOW isnt it???
why o why may i ask thy holy lord?
is it THAT nice to have long fake hair that touches your arse?
seriously
like, when you'r in the train and this smelly person stands next to you
the first thing is to use your hair and cover your nose
okk, maybe that just apply to girls with long hair
or ME!
cos thats what i do.
can u imagine smelling your FAKE HAIR
and god knows wher it's from
horsetail? some dead person's hair?
no offence my dear friends with fake hair
i just dont like it.
so goodbye!
goodnight!
2AM

2008-01-21T00:55:00.000+08:00

it is exciting
it is thrilling
the adrenaline rush that you get
makes you grasp your hav soo tightly for fear it'l fly into thin air
makes your hair all knotty and messy
makes you feel your life's so very fragile
makes you feel you'r in thailand in a tuktuk
experiencing the wind in your hair
you wish it'll never stop cos it's fun
but your bum starts to ache
from the tension of muscles

i thank my dear friend and his motorbike

2008-01-21T00:29:00.000+08:00

dear dom dom dom
i hope i'v got the spelling o so right
cos i aint allowed to call u domeeenicc
or don chen
or ccc
or anything that i'v called u before i broke up with you
(the last part of tt sentence is the truth and not your version)

perhaps, its my turn to state my pov to clear the air
not that it'l make any difference
cos what does?
except for the fact on how you never fail to put me down
to criticize me like f crap

i aint here to listen to those shit
even if u ever think i am shit
that my eye makeup isnt nice
or my excessive amount of fats' gettin in the way
or the way u dislike me singing
cos u nv fail to disrupt me singing by interrupting me
or boogy woogying in the car seems like a crime
or my dressing's way too normal for you
and never pretty enough
or the way one of my fav floral tops
look like your grany's pjs and ur bro's boxers
or the way sending me home by bus is soo outta the way
cos it's troublesome
ever wondered how many times i'v travelled all the
darn way home from your place, mister?
the way u really make me feel so f imperfect
perhaps the only thing i'm pretty uncertain
is whether u like my flaws
or my perfections (which prolly equates to zero to u)
cos 1: u really do enjoy criticizing me
or 2: you just like me for some superficial reasons
like, showing me off to your dear friends
without giving a hoot if i'd mind or not

fyi: not every part of my previous post is pertaining to you
if you percieve it in that manner
you know ther's no way i'll stop u frm doing so
it all just boils down to you not knowing me well enough

it's the feeling,
like if we ever bump into school
you'll look direction a
i'll look direction b
no intersection
mere strangers
the way we began didnt we?
and the way you wanted us to end

2008-01-18T00:43:00.001+08:00

you'l know when u meet an irresponsible guy
you'l know when u meet a selfish bastar*
you'l know when u meet a flirt
you'l know when u meet a guy who just wants to get under your skirt
it's usually the very good looking ones
or the ugly ones
ok, maybe the in-between ones
heck what i'm saying

2008-01-15T23:20:00.000+08:00

i gave up
i cried
the queazy feelin in my tummy
i cried
i gave up

2008-01-11T00:38:00.001+08:00

believe in karma?
Cause what goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down?
see me biatch next entry.

2008-01-11T00:32:00.000+08:00

i'v got to add and emphasise on my point
that school's a place to study and grab a's like
perverts wana grab asses!

teepee. sentosa
friends dont go, my friend wants to know you
cn i have your number?
or chingchongcheena:
wo de peng you xiang ren shi ni
ke yi na ni de dian hua hao ma mah?
im there sloggin my ass out
running away on my escapade from peacocks
cos they'r getting bolder and unafraid of humans

2008-01-07T23:01:00.000+08:00

im happy cos tml's teepee day!
im so into Peter, Bjorn & John

2008-01-07T00:14:00.000+08:00

my most hatred-word list:
whatever-cos its means fugg off
emo-it's just a disgusting word
joking/kidding-on how stupid such a word exists
eg: i think you'r cute, hahha, joking

2008-01-06T19:46:00.001+08:00

and so, i smashed the flower pot
she ranted at me to pick up the pieces
got threatened by bro to whack me up

2008-01-06T19:06:00.001+08:00

I AM SO CLOSE TO RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME
GO TO SOME BAR
DRINK LIKE IV NEVER DRANK BEFORE
AND GET TOTALLY WASTED
OR
I COULD SMASH ALL THE PLATES
END UP IN BLOOD
AND GET MY BUCKEROOS
AND NOT LET HER STEP ON MY TOES AGAIN

2008-01-04T23:42:00.000+08:00

aight.iv no motivation to do anything
the countless projects i'v left with
what iv been stuck with.

the tests and exams that are approaching
tell me, is there anything or any one day i can lay
on thy fine bed under the sheets staring at the ceiling

as i play 'ode to my family'on my player over n over
i think of my family
the way everything's tearing and to be thorned apart
mum n i are not on talking terms for a week
havent said more than 10 words this whole period
all because her sisters claim 'im her spoilt brat'
so there, washing n ironing's on my own.

that, i'll kill the world for these chores

i do hate cheee hong guys (i just learnt this frm victor huang,
my hokkien vulgarity teacher)
on how once another pretty girl comes, you flee.
dear o lord, kindly this guy see himself in the mirror.

on my uber due post on XMAS!
xmas dinner

erni.boxers.(i actually hav a santa rinna hat)

xmas dress
thank you samy for everything
and for my pretty anna sui. esp the lipgloss tt u thot was mascara
psst:anna sui stuff has this bandung smell to it. real nice
cpomntepalte

fireworks
the massive crowd

2007-12-30T23:44:00.000+08:00

school begins tomorrow
i'll prolly get back accounting results
i better do
cos if it wasnt for that
or.. because of the row i had with my family
i wouldnt be going to sch tml.

esplanade with samy after that.
fireworks, my fav

2007-12-28T22:56:00.000+08:00

im too lazy to blog bout my trip to bangkok
i'll do it once i upload the pics

aight. so we'r on the topic of fake vs genuine
it's a TRUE case ok

this involves my mum's collegue's friend,
(let's just call her lucy cos i dont know her name either)
and a prada shop

one day fine day, lucy enters a prada shop
(not sure in sg or not)
intending to get herself a nice prada bag
after much considerations (you know it's not cheap to get a prada, aye)
she finally chose the one her eyes set on
so the saleslady got the transaction ready, a new piece and all
just when lucy took out her prada wallet
the saleslady immediately saw that it was a replica.
must be damn fake or something and not some top notch counterfeit
so much so that it was sooo obvious
ok. so the saleslady went on to tell her other collegues
and they fined her $2000 for carrying that replica wallet

so people, dont be dumb ok.
if you cannot afford a real branded good
dont ngeh ngeh buy fake one
(rl from batam not included cos those are factory made)
just get a brandless or a smaller brand within your budget

2007-12-20T22:27:00.000+08:00

as i flew amongst the clouds
everything else seemed so miniscule
i thought about you
i thought about us
on how im gettin so attached to you
that silly smile of yours, being tattooed in my mind
the way you always made me smile so easily just by lookin at you
the way your shoulders are so inviting for me to lean
but at the same time, the tears that trickled down my cheeks uncontrollably

i missed you
your claim: you'd only miss me if i did.
does it mean, you'd love me only if i'd
im beginning to think, if you're going out with me
cos you think i'm cute
obviously i dont think i am
(this brings me back to the part on guys being superficial)

three days, constant thinking
scouting for smth for you, over anyones'
pondering on what you were doing back home
and when im finally back
you just didnt seem happy
blame me for my over too sensitiveness
that even your computer game's far more important than me
that the soccer game's worth much more than the trip to mount faber,jewelbox

i do not like flowery sweet talking
and more so, definitely not criticisms

i'll choose to be secretive
to keep things from you
no more telling you on my whereabouts
who i'm hanging out with
the person i'm on the phone with
to not say till you ask
cos, i' learnt it from you didnt i?

and i think, i deserve a little more affection

2007-12-17T00:58:00.001+08:00

i'll be gone in a few hours
be back in a couple of days
you wont even realise i'm gone
except for no proj meetings for the rest of the mates
c'mon, thank me for you wouldnt have to see each other for a short while
as we'r gettin to hate each other
wanting to rip each others' hair apart
all because we'v been meeting each other every single day!

and so i'll be boarding a lcc plane
a first in my life
gona stare outta the window
(hopefully they give me window seats)
or i'll prolly have to read my whatever notes,
that decide to follow me to bangkok
the whole act competitive thing yea!
for no food no drinks no games.no tv?
hail thy holy lord

my hope: to get great bargains
a whole year supply of clothes
thats because of my curb of shopping for the last few months
a few boxers for my size 28/30?
condoms with holes?
fake wigs and strands for my hair for god knows what reasons?
apart frm the fact that i can use the extreme long hair to clean my arse
HAHAH! xmas presents for like the whole family!
a toy for alfred or smth
yea. smth around that line.

au revoir

2007-12-10T23:42:00.000+08:00

the rain's a deterrent to going out
with little kiddos shout
and me pout

strike off sun tanning from your do-do list
unless it shines ever so badly
please include my share in your 4d and toto
and this guy sure is a lucky man
tanning at tp with his bulged up _ in his sexy speedos
wooots woots woots

mid term's kind to me
no idea if it's neato or dread
one chapter.60mins. one pape
god must love me this i know
though its words n nums

i promise to mug in the day
i'v zero option
been procrastinating
watched 2 days in paris with the mrs
and lunch at this cafe sorta place at the cathay
a wedding held there.
think merry-making and toasts and love?
an exception for this
i was like the only one makin all the noise there
comlaining to mrs on how the food kind sucks
you know the overpowering onion n garlic taste
that is a major turn off to even open your mouth after that
and a teenie glass of water for twenty cents
pardon for the no pics.
all i could take was my green lookin mush angmoh pasta
and chinkk soup
talking about fusion??
it's off babeh, it's off.

the bride sure doesnt look happy.
and the whole time i was searching for the groom
man, i couldnt tell who
but made up the one between the mom and the bride
they sure dont loook happy
aint no pretty radiant bride
i swear it was a budget kinda thing
im sure not gona have that shi*

cos samy promised my mercs and condo!

2007-12-05T21:43:00.000+08:00

it's just droll
when you realise you like someone
confessing only when he's attached
it's like you suddenly feel the impact of an opportunity cost
-the potential benefit that is given up when one alternative is selected over another
you're special and you know it

a very cataclysmic day for me
must be the heavy downpour
one: i nearly got squashed by the purple train door
like err, a split second more and ther goes my body
two: the train had to die on me,
of which i thought it was merely jerking terribly from pasir ris
thank goodness i had a seat man.
i love it when i get a seat! it makes me happy
so, it had to terminate at outram ( i thought i was lucky!)
but NO! the door refused to open till like 10 mins later

the rain dampens my mood
it makes me sleepy
chilly ( a feelin that makes me go feeble,
feeling useless holding on to my scrap-like- but for vainity purposes jacket)
and having to go on my field trip to fort siloso with the sheets
the only good thing: i get to carry my kitty cat brolly that i really fancy!

yeo.liang.sharps

love consultant client
wk, i owe you many pics dont i?

super dooper vintage!

goodbye polka dot pumps
off to the bin you go for scaring me with bubbles forming
and wrinkling my lil toes
that's the thing with canvas shoes.
cheap and shoddy

2007-12-04T00:27:00.000+08:00

my bad for being not as talented
to be no o so literature poetic like wk/
which according to you,
you'll rap to some song by jay
while im thinking of what to wear tomorrow
feeling guilty that im blogging and not studying for the test..
i ripped off a song iv been listening over and over on my player

you said you were pleased to meet me
through the sweet smell of your perfume and blew me away now

later on that week we went out,
talked under the stars until the next day now

you drank your fruitopia
and we never ran out of things to say now

every minute im not with you
i hope ill see you soon
theres just something that happens
when you walk into the room

and instantly i feel so completed
it hits me right about the time you kiss my cheek
and you give me this feeling
its like no other feeling
but it knocks me off my feet

please dont ask me what i like about you
cause its every little thing you do
and thats just the way you make me feel

and i dont think
that there are any others out there like you
and i wont blink cause that would mean
i would miss a second beside you

and maybe you know what i mean
or maybe this is just a dream
i pinch myself just to make sure
but im still here and there you are
i wonder why we just met now
it just kind of happened somehow
but here we are together and
thats all that matters in the end

fm static:hey now

2007-12-01T14:47:00.000+08:00

been such a hectic week
and the result: guy sleeping in the lib, macham his house man.

will definitely be worse off nxt week and the following
2 tests nxt and accounting, AGAIN!
seriously, i'd do anything to drop accounting. i hate it soo very much
projects are still a killer, one i cant help by dwell in self pity
and start exclaiming "ming zhen ku"

jr who insisted on chasing thel peacock who finally appeared after like 5 weeks of school

lecturer's appreciation day!
this thing with guys who play the guitar
beat box in a tux? i hope they threw away the mic.

the merlion freaks me out real badly
under this luminous light, everything that's white turns ghastly
somewhat, a glow in the dark sorta thing
teeth, eyes glow in the dark, super gross please
and im beginning to suspect im claustrophobic
my free fan! and my free entry! fan up for grab by cy.

i've been indulging in good food so much it's getting sick
i miss seah im! hahha!
cheap, unhygenic, but d-licious
seafood platter at manhatten fish market
3 course meal at toptable
calamari rings are shiokadoo.
after having 3 meals of calamari, bark's the best!

beef's my secret recipe !

yummy dessert

no one understands my fettish with white fungus
meeting up with bubbles for dinner at bark cafe was nice (:
not so much bout the food but more of the companion, made me recall
the way we used to eat kokocrunch in class during recess
on how we still hated pe and try sourcing for every reason to skip p.e
the skirts, that were ever-so-short

the never ending girl talk and gossiping that sure got us intrigued
on how gladys n cat are just soo picky with their food
requesting for more sauce
making a fuss that the terriyaki chicken burger came without any terriyaki sauce
and ther wasnt any trace of green curry although mentioned
i had hungarian goulash, nt too bad i must say
fer's dog 'da wang' is fierce and scary!
and we had this conversation about nt gettin married will mean like the end of the world
4 against 3 babehh! we win!
i cant wait for next next fri, settlers! (:

guys, no eating of over night egg.
not good okk

2007-11-29T00:00:00.000+08:00

Don't take too long to say
I love you to the ones you love
Cause time has a habit of slipping away

And out on the clear blue sky
When lightning strikes on a sunny day
Just take me in and keep me from the rain

And the words that seem so hard to say
Come out when you've gone away
Just stay a little while and hear me say

That I want you here tonight
And I need you by my side
For just one more moment
For just one more moment with you

Turn away to say goodbye

2007-11-22T22:35:00.001+08:00

toileto

i seriously need a break
SATURDAY babehh! YEEHAAA!
ok, u can tell, i'm zonked off!

2007-11-19T22:35:00.000+08:00

im learning to be nonchalent, the way you are

i shouldnt be blogging
i should be muggin for accounting test this sat
and ticketing test on friday
someone please save me!
all the day-dreaming in class sure got me no where!

superficial:
on how sexy tanned legs are nice
on how meeting in a club's a good place
on why people go out with me
on how the bigger it is , the better
on how i'm an easy target to lucifer- love
on how i still believe that after gettin all tipsy's
gona make me on cloud nine.
on how i associate lucifer with care, lots of attention and long phone chats
and for making me feel im for it. without lover
on how tears just keep rolling down my cheeks for unbothered reasons

goodbye.

2007-11-15T23:45:00.000+08:00

cat. lets get fuggin drunk real soon.

2007-11-14T22:45:00.000+08:00

projects are MEAN!
one down out of like ehh??? 10?
okk, 'iv got no idea on how many there are in total.
its just a tikum number

one retarded brolly that was stepped by some meanass

food at the restaurant's good.
try toptable at tp too!
i'll try asking my dear chef friends not to poison your food. HEH!
much better than the stupid canteen with only one pathetic stall

project group is being real nice to me
i'll come up with a name for us! so we'll sound more cool
like the pinkies and bubbles!
HAHHA! so old school pur-lease!
the funniest people around! "HEY CHII FAN LE MAH?"
and "G-O GO!!!"

we look sooo teenie weeenie!

my pencil box and dopes again!
im the one with the yellow shit on my head! HA!
mr bee that kept me accompanied during project

my endangered bag's life at sentosa

the lil' men''s toilet there. nice right?

so ky,after getting ditched by your gf
you come running to me thinking i'll join the list of your gfs
my backside hunn!
-blocked
goodbye.

mango sago at hei she hui!
the tadpole things are pomelo.
yummaye shitt!

thanks for the drink d (:

yc.uyo.kroc ym lli eifl

when others are acting cute and twigg n chummy with her crush
jp is here acting like a slap me in the face-witch.bitch.
man,thers seriously no way i'll ever get married

2007-11-10T22:30:00.000+08:00

life's being a bitch to me
project meeting in sch on deepavali
i cant celebrate at all.
even sat's sposed to be a proj day too
but i'm not well ): o wells

my dope.

clarke quay with the members on tues
we roamed the whole area,boat quay, raffles

umbrella-ella boy-zhenwei
us

i wana head to the clinic n forbidden city.BIG HINT!

staring at retarded statues that freak me out

went clubbin at P__ (i better nt say the name least i get sued)
only becos zouk was totally packed.
according to kenny, we could never enter even queing for 3 hours
soo yes. i was dejected cos i so wanted to try zouk.
the people at P__ were old and eccentric
and this couple who's like,50+ ? nv kena bounced sia.
dj was horrendous.
basically every song was just techno with all doopsdoopsdoops
and the lightings were SOOO glaring
with smoke being blown.super smelly and makes everything invisible.
which gives pervs a chance to squeeze a bum or two and disappear
w/o any girl finding out who the culprit is.
super BAD.

tp on friday was good.
even though it was being cooped up in the lib and com lab
and having chickky rice which isnt yummy at bizpark
here's the compromisation:
bad food (bizpark) -hamsom guys
rich - ugly boyfriend
smart - geek boyfriend
hamsom/pretty-attitude

and i'm trying to psycho myself on this.
it's an :either one sorta thing

okok.. and randomness happened.like gasp!
school's about studying not bf-gf making and wanting to get someone's number

churched in the morning

n we spotted this 30+ yr old carrying a tiny bag.
how perculiar!

shopped in town. i shan't shop for like another month.
i'v already got my chinese new yr clothes! like a ZOMG!
it's pretty for a pink (my most detest col) dress. so yeaa
watched sugar & spice. such a sweet and sad song
with mum spoiling my mood talking like no one's biz
"AIYO GIRL, SO SAD!
ARE YOU LIKE CRYING????"
and the countless times i asked her to shutup cos it was soo irritating

ok,u can tell how tired i am.
so goodbye.
hello to another busy week.

maybe we should have a pjmas party-
o wouldnt it be nice?

2007-11-05T22:12:00.000+08:00

my project group's not too bad

mr funny guy-jun ren is there
-i swear i wana take a pic of me wearing his helmet one day
look at the tics he got for JAYCHOU'S CONCERT!

today's the first day it's opened to the public
jr got tics for it for his gf n friends and guess what..
the 2 best classes of seats are all gone.
ok-i'm not a jaychou mega huge fan
but wooots, i'm pretty excited over for him !!

mr laugh super loudly- in- my- face - zhenwei
ms lovely doops-SHAR!
ms competitve n her policy of "i wana meet you guys like everyday"
(i'm acknowledging her as my full time bf frm now on!)
but yes, they're a pretty nice buncha people

mr-no slippers n shorts for my lectures
psychoing other tutors to reinforce that rule in his tutorals as well
mr ben
(i'm nt gona call him cassim-his surname cos short = cass!?! GASP!!!!!)

next lec:i shall count the number of "is it ok?" he says
prolly 20? cos he says that almost after every point. UURGH!

anyway, during his lec, this girl barged in
saying that she left her hp in the seminar room
and started searching it frantically.
i was making a bet that it would be gone
i mean like.. free hp ehh-sell,get $.
then mr ben was like.. what's ur number
and she said it out loud 9 --- ----
like woohooo! any despo guy could have jotted down her number
if i was a guy,a desperado one that is: it'll be my luckiest day ever
easier than wishing for ads behind toilet doors:
"for free sex, please call 9--------, maxi pleasure guaranteed"
SO YES, mr ben swooshed out his hp and punched in her number
guess what,she felt the vibration in her bag
GOSH!the whole LT was laughing at malu-HER!
O WOMANNNNN!

introducing: MR LEONG!

2nd time he's teaching me accounting
his "GOOD DAY MY FRIENDS"
"WILL MR LEONG SCOLD YOU FOR NOT DOING YOUR TUTORIALS"
everyone says cheerfully "NOOOO"
that's how nice he is. doing his kungfuu pose always!
and his WIDE (notice the emphasis) smile. this pic's like a 65% nia
always tickles my funny bones
and the whole time,he was saying hw his student frm previous yr drew him to be
from what i thought.. this looks like him. HEH!

been contemplating on how he looks like THE ROCK!
'do you smell what the rock is cooking?' -THAT ROCK!
seriously,when he takes out his specs and at that certain angle
with the stubby on his sides of his face
even jun ren thinks so too man! HEH!

bang a lahh makes my day (:

2007-11-04T16:50:00.000+08:00

SCHOOL's in tomorrow. fugg-
i'll get to see my petrol-water-bottle accounting tutor
no shorts no slips on mon and wed all thanks to this bald ass
I HATE HIM SO MUCH! i'll try snapping a pic of him someday

tuesday's a field trip to clarke quay. let's see how productive it'll get

baogaliao's my super good friend (:

on what mr tan thinks of me
ppsst:HE'S THE RABBIT AND DUCK (GASP!)

self -love

ok,the pigtail girl is me cos i accidentally dropped the wire thing
that connects to its water bottle
into my rabbit's cage and mr tan thinks i wanted to kill it.
just like i'v always wanted to silent jill (his imaginary friend)
i'v gotta admit: his drawing is GOOOOD and GROSS!

and is it some kind of pad campaign?
why do people keep giving out pads?
see their different adveristing style!
kotex whisper

2007-11-04T16:08:00.000+08:00

i wished i had a life of a farmer
all i have to worry about is my chickees not eating enough
or my horses being too exhausted over s_ _.
you know HOW LONG their d are right? HAHHA!
and that's it. no worries and all

left my phone at home while i went to ikea n giant with mummy
mom loves doing the disappearing act
meaning, she'll nv stand still while waiting for me to get straws...
she MUST walk away
making me stand in the middle of the beverage section for like 10 mins
i admit,i'm a mollycoddle
cried umpteen times when i was a kid cos mum would forget bout me while shopping

meatballs were shiokadoo! chicky wings was orighttt
i'm having this anti chicken at the moment cos of what yp/jx posted in her blog
the cruelty of kfc to poor chickees cos they have to fatten them until
they are unable to walk =(
and humans trample over them

i wana go back to ikea to get my green box to dump my bags in.
grabbed lots of xmas decor! we're gettin a new tree this year!
and this shelf for my printer.
i wanted pink-though i detest it.
bt it suits my room cos its super girly! like flwrs everywher
ther wasnt any more stock. ended up with white

ok,so off we went to giant
apparently, you can change to $1 coins for a trolly with their "TROLLY BOYS"
(that's what they call them on a poster)
but mymy, the uncle's a 60+ 70,
so much for a BOY hur!
all was well until we headed to the poulty section
i wanted knuckles. but mum said "gor nt coming home for dinner, dont need so good food"
so my dinner was a $5.50 honey CHICKEN shared among 3 people, again from giant

ok,so sometimes, i wished i was a guy
it's all favouritism i swear. this year and age- guys reign over girls
and she can so bluntly say to my face "we actually wanted another son, nt daughter"
maybe i'd be just as important as my bro is
i'd get the drumstic instead of the wing
it doesnt matter if i ever have dinner vs bro having dinner
=cos my portion is small(better still cos son can eat my share) vs sumptous, his fav food
on how he doesnt need to touch the laundy, and i'v to do everything
you know what, i'm getting sick of it all. so very!
so while she was pickin her darn fish in giant, i did the disappearing act
made her look for me in circles while i got biscuits cos energy bar's running low

result: getting chided in front of others
i sniggered cos i merely learnt it from her

on a sad note, my newly moved in immediate neighbour's mother died
though the funny thing is i'v never seen them before
i got mortified over the fact that her body was lying in their living room,
(cos they'r muslims)
which is just a wall away frm my house.
hell no, i didnt peek in. i kept my head glued to the ground the whole time

and they had to leave the door open
and the whole corridor was filled with people
super spooky i tell you.
freaked me out damn badly. the smell and all!
somehow, thinking of my own death isnt scary, but thinking of others' just is.

2007-10-31T21:00:00.001+08:00

ok,so this is an old song.
but i'm head over heels over it

Tell me how u love me more
And how u think I’m sexy baby
That u don’t want nobody else
U don’t want this guy u don’t want that guy u wanna
Touch yourself when u see me
Tell me how u love my body
And how I make u feel baby

2007-10-28T15:52:00.000+08:00

it's what i call, lazy sunday
where i wake up at 1pm,sleeping for half a day
man, it does feel good.
its seriously funny on how i can survive on 4 digestive biscuits a day
and not wanting to put anything in my mouth after that
it's prolly just today that i'm feeling under the weather

shophouse love

"a perfect serve" at raffles yesterday was good
seeing really professional bartenders flare
impressive stuff there. too bad for these 2 tall freaks who constantly blocked my view
making it impossible to snap pics. selfish ppl

birds in town are somehow more civilised

met polly to celebrate her birthday after that
dinner at astons is always good and her company's always better
headed to starbucks for drinks at like ten
business there is NEVER ENDING i swear.
while she did her reading
i was busy sourcing out for juicy stuff from teenage magazine
apparently,this issue comes with a free unstoppable mascara
nt that i'll use it, but hey, it's freedadoops! might as well right
and before i turn 19 then 20
which means,i'm far too old to be reading teenage
and i suspect i am now also,cos i should be reading cleo,maxim (HAHA!)...

who in the world would send an snubby nose? HAHA!

treats for desparados out there.
man! how can people ever try finding a 'stead' (super sec sch)
macham advertising yourself on classified ads.
on radio/tv?
weilian: "radio cos i can dig his nose/scrach n pinch myself"

HEH! what a direct answer 'mr- too- shiny- a- lipgloss'

2007-10-26T22:50:00.001+08:00

anyway,
thanks tai li for making my saturday a beautiful one
the absolute spill the beans sessions was overwhelming!
talking about the guy with the huge toot
and the cook who cheated
i'v got more to share man!

"click"

aaron tan
for being a honeybunch and accompanying me to print my well-nighy 300 pgs of notes
carrying the awful plastic bag
showing me your 9
me showing my 6.5 green
and silver spects -GASP!
and "SAINT ALFRED" -stussy
i'v gotta admit that 'click's a really nice show
but it should be barred from tp's lib cos it makes me cry like some wussy
i know it you secretly cried too, bunny!

and cat, for making me feel how i should still persue my dream:
of being a farmer
rearing cows and sheeps
maybe you could take me along to hk the next time round
where you can find some prospective hubs for me to marry in the future
and thinking of travelling all the way to china to have my S$1.90 for a 7 course meal
and having my hair dyed n cut below 30 bucks
and yes, iv gotta admit:
xiao bei's mushrooms are getting funny!

'a perfect serve tomorrow"
i'm glad i'm outta home

2007-10-26T22:08:00.000+08:00

i avow that i'm able to write this entry
leaving me left with no friends in the end
but i wont. cos it's dimwit and not that i'v got a million friends now

i'm feeling stressed for no reason
school hasnt even started full swing
not knowing like i'v counted: 17 new classmates
and most of them have ching chonk names
which makes it super difficult to remember,but it isnt a problem

sentosa's not too bad, apart from the distance
dont bother asking me how's sentosa
cos my reply's gona be "FAR"
and baboons lurking arnd trying to steal my bag or smth
and having to enter a passcode in order to get into the toilet
adding to my prayer list:
tt it wont rain every morning cos ther's no shelter to school
on top of my hundred over 'wants' n 'desires' from my dearest best friend, god

mum keeps gettin on my nerves
your fav sentence , my most hatred
"everytime ask you to do lil bit of thing, also cannot"
MOM, why do you have to bug me when i'm busy
and peeking through my blog,friendster,asking for my email, looking thru my drawers
GOSH! i'm f eighteen
what can you possibly not know bout me? you know me a to z
ok, almost.. ther's always a private side to everyone isnt ther?
you can jolly well ask your friends-who goes shopping with her mommy like always
putting her first?
telling you almost everything that's happening with my life?
well well,do you suspect me of keeping condoms?sex toys?
some boyfriend i can hide in my drawers? like ...

and after i'v ironed all the clothes, n cleaned the house
instead of going out with my friends,
you claim i'm lazy
HELLO! need i do these if you stopped hiring a maid?
and all you do is pamper your bloody 24 yr old son.
everytime u argue with dad, iv got to be here listening to all the crap
maybe thats why it ever crossed my mind to never ever trust men or even anyone at all

i finally got my hair cut

before & after

i wanted it real short for once
cos guys like girls with long,curly hair
boy, isnt that real shallow n superficial?
and at the hairdressers, mummy sat right thru the haircut
making sure,mavis (my hairdresser) cuts just 3 inches off and nothing more
mum insisted she took a pic of how long my hair was esp after blowin straight
and i would totally regret cutting it.
see how galled up i was
so that it would be long again to have it permed
cos again... guys like girls with f long, permed hair
uurhh!!

2007-10-19T23:01:00.000+08:00

coffee talk with hammy (and not heibi) was superb
chittychatty for hours-talking about cars:
his mercs qing wa and my sports car !
topshop's having sales but sizes are real limited
i've got this urge to steal bestie frm studying
for a while and shop with her!
i'm enjoying gloria jeans n tcc a lot
and before mr starbucks guy starts coming after me,
starbucks' still my all time fav! HEH!
thanks for the dlicious godiva choco mr tan!
it makes my day even by smelling it!
i'm not gross, i just learnt it from you! *grins

timetable's out.
pretty sucky except for the fact that
i'v made tues a self declared holiday (:
cos i'm gona crash lectures lke mad
i'd rather wake up super early then stay at sentosa till 6pm!
and friday's 'back at tp day'
thats like an incentive man
warning everyone: stay away from the printers on friday
cos i'm so gona hog the damn printer
and print all my notes!
the good food, the later mornings,
babes n hunks and familiar faces!
so yes..
i'm calling out to people who's in '09 or anyone who knows' in 09!
cos i'v been searching frantically and ther's almost NO ONE i know!
how screwed up can that be?

date with mellisa to town yesterday!
shopping was crazy! i'm glad i just settled with accessories!

anw, we were in the lift with this couple at cine
ok,they're in their 20's office wear and all
you know the lift at cine has mirrors at the door
and as a normal person
i stared in front to the mirror
not at myself though
but at the couple
who made really gross noises
the-kiss-slurp sound
apparently, bf was lookin so seductively at gf
inserting her middle finger into his mouth
licking, whatever,you know
(heh! & i'm uber proud that i managed to watch them frm the 1st to the 6th lvl
psst: i'm NOT SICK, i just loathe pda like f )
i bet they were glad we left so they could continue w/o being watched
-ok,not like i think they mind the attention
but..GOSH!
and i thought i would only see this in
"SUPERBAD" or some porn act

control your sexual urges,people!

anyway,superbad's like the f funniest show ever!
you sure gotta catch it!

2007-10-17T00:00:00.000+08:00

sch's gona start real soon
and you'l see me dreading sch so much,
i'l be dragging my feet all the way to sentosa.

anyhoo, i was surfing friendster earlier on.
and i saw this church/sac/tp friend of mine with this other church guy
and this guy has been with almost every girl in the youth group
MAJOR FLIRT
(it's like a cell grp kinda thing)
of course, i didnt join sucha grp. like duhh!
imagine me singing with the church choir or smth.
HEH! thats funny/
and he's now with her.
man! isnt it weird?
like after 'tryin' all the girls, he decides to try this new one
it's the big boobie big bum we're talking about
someone tell me this is wrong somehow.

been cleaning my room.
cooking food for my lunch though most are instant food
ironing the laundry
washing them even, taking a bet that my nails wouldnt crack.
*tehh with bf and praising him that he's handsome though he's fugly
*give in to bf = no arguement
*dont expect him to pay
*cover up more. like tees and jeans everyday instead of shorts
*start wearing skirts all over again

this is what mummy claims an ideal gf and wife's sposed to be.

* means my refusal and never ever to do

but from the rate i'm going,
she says i woudnt be able to get married till like,
30 to some 50 year baldie.

i'm sort of fine with that.

i kinda got the feel of a hangover
after drinking like 8 glasses of white wine last night
to welcome jay (the gay-oops) into the family
though i know like 99% are totally NOT FOR my auntie adopting him as a god son
let's hope he likes the ted baker cufflinks i got him.
psst:the food at intercontinental isnt fab at all. urrgh!

2007-10-14T22:57:00.000+08:00

date with qian at vivo
had such a fab splendid time.
lunch could last for hours enjoying beefy beef jap food!
its like the BEST jap food i ever had.yummilicious!
the window shopping except for the fact that i got
myself this lil' card pouch thing that says
"BOSS LADY"
hehhh! mummy insists it looks like a red packet cos its RED.
now.. taping my card's like the COOLEST thing !

anyhoo.the pic's here an evidence that we really went to vivo

apparently,after qian tellin me that this so called friend of ours
who blogged that she went to genting with another of our friend
was apparently online during her so called 'holiday'
and not snapping any pics at all with her violet eyeshadow (RU HUA)
ok cas, so not everyone's the bloody camwhore like u are
but still... it seemed all SO FAKE!

dear hunk neighbour:i hope someone sees this and word passes around
it's time you should stop thinking of making use of me for your own benefit
the only reason you'r msging me is bcos you need a favour from me
from printing lecture notes1-10 to MORE printing and take-away dinner
gosh. get a life,ey!

SUNDAY!
went to church and angmokio n bishan n tm with mum
realise the 'n(s)' there
within like a short span of 3 hrs, we completed amk n bishan
you know hw mothers are.
gettin influ by 'hdb tai tai'..(esp: mummy yeo!)
and aft our cold war last week cos i didnt want to go to chinatown with her to eat..
fried rice that was on hdb tai tai! HEHH.
i decided to be sweet and go to amkhub cos its 'sposedly' good
and that my horoscope says "everyone's feelin charitable arnd me"
hoho! mother luck's smilin at me babeh

it's just bizarre how different the people are in the east and.. nrth? sth?west?
wherever amk is.
my sense of direction's horrendously bad
fancy me gettin all panicky on the train ytd cos i didnt know wher's outram park
right.
bout amk n bishan:
it feels as though i'm shopping in indonesia or msia
and i had jap food ther too. some 'sushii' place
looked not too bad.
the food sucked so badly!GAG.PUKE!!
and the ppl ther pushes u arnd and steps on your lil toes

back at tm
-like,thank god!
mummy went mad buying new stuff
bedsheets.ricecooker.clothes. and i got a pillow!
welcome, huge pillow #5 to yeo's bed!
and she's so uber desperate that she got me a curler
so that i would just quit thinking of snipping my hair off
prolly till my chin-length.
she's against it terribly!
o boy.
its the feelin that you'r gettin bored with the way u look
and just wants a change
of which she doesnt support
cos this hairstylist cut her hair like so freaking short by accident
and the top's standing like tweety bird's
that's mummy yeo for you!

2007-10-10T22:44:00.001+08:00

apparently blogger's not cooperating with me to get all my other pics up
so, here's just teddy for the time being
super adorable.
ikea was good.
i'm certified a meatball fanatic!

gym today was shiokadoops!
i can feel my muscles growing in its lil way
and soon, i'l be able to lift my 5kg weight in my room easily
heh! i wish though.

nanny diaries' is a good show.
so very predictable but the lil kiddo's a darling!

i simply cannot fathom on how people can be so incorrigible
how can you expect to sit on your cinema chair for ages and the finale song's gona end
and everyone's leaving.
so instead of blocking my darn way
why not get you n ur gf's arse outta the way?

the sec sch brats who made TONS OF NOISE during the movie
macham market huh?
and twigg girls screaming in the toilet cos her friend said she isnt kawaii
and she sharing the same cubicle with her friend
cos she's urgent.
like uh.. what difference does it make when she's nxt in the queue??

tell me i'm ageing cos i find these acts downright childish!

and the fact that people are soo rude
i'v been noticing how ppl have been chasing for the sbs bus
making the uncle stop again and open the door again just for him/her
which causes passengers, particularly-ME to feel really annoyed cos i'm always late
and boarding the bus w/o even saying a simple thanks to the driver!
wher'd the manners your momma taught go to?

and teenage boys who find skinnies a cool thing like only.. NOW?
when it's been in the market for mnths/years alr.
picking out cheap bargains from bugis strt and filling his whole wardrobe with..
COLOURFUL skinnes!
brand:new future jeans or smth?
GOSH!
i gotta admit i'm a lil' (just a lil) against bugis strt clothes.
o wells,it depends on my mood
shoot me if you want.

teenage girls esp minas who are spotted with fake lv/chanel bags/wallets
and ppl who buy adidas thinking its undoubted adidas with erhh- 4 stripes?!
helloooo earth: it's like a guaranteed plus chop -FAKE!
why not get something not 'branded' at all

where men/women/teens
chinese.malay.indian who scold hokkien vulgarities
do they even know what they actually mean
fancy my nbyn ah nehh boss gg "CB" cos sales are low
heck with 'knn' and all ( tts all the hokk vulg my brain juices can come up with!
which shows, i dont swear in hok)
dont get me wrong, its nt that i'm a:
vulgarity-free angelic-pls-play-with-my-wings person
cos you jolly well know i'm not
i scold F and bitch (ok, bitch isnt a vulgarity right?)
and gg, 'birds of a feather flock tgt dont they,bastards?'
(inside joke)

"nndd darr darr iii miss eeu a lot a lott lehhz!"
totally irritates the hell outta me!
speak proper english wont you, people?

and guys who lead innocent girls on
to be fair to you,guys : vice versa too
if you'r nt a keen party
make it obvious.
why drag on and waste each others' time?
and after gettin ditched, dont boast to the previous that the present is
way hotter and sexier and the thinkin of :
'i hope u get it that i made the best decision of my life n u'r gona regret it for nt being with me'
'you feel the pinch duncha'?
cos it's a major turnoff!

my research for the day:
competitve harmless ppl goes:
"HAHA! i competitve cannot is it?"
whereas competitive and harmful ppl goes:
-silent-
monitors your every move,thinking he wouldnt be noticed

the honest will tell his/her friends that she's been attached upon first time enquiry
the dishonest would dodge this qn and digress
and after feeling nettled that his friend have been buggin for an answ
for weeks/mnths
she finally says she's been with her bf for like a year
this brings to my point that they are just foolin arnd with others
wanting the best of two worlds.
totally. irksome.

2007-10-08T16:04:00.000+08:00

hello.
i'm prolly the most chilled out person in the world
i sleep for at least 11 hours a day
and spend the rest of the day bumming on my bed with my stuff toy in my arm
watching korean dvds called "yuhee the witch" which is like super dooper funny
my laughter drowining the renovation sounds which has been going on
for m o n t h s

you should have known, work's out
no more cheating peopl,
and dont be silly and call them cos
they're recruiting again,today
BEWARE:"telemarketing at raffles" on classified
it's prolly time to wind up nbyn
and. goodbye fiona

here's to my really good week ahead!
tuesday:coffee talk with qing-er. we're heading to IKEA!
wednesday:my sposedly confirmed gym session with breast
saturday: girl's day out with qian!!

O CAT! i'm waiting for you!
faster recover from the china sickness aight!
I LOVE YOU n SAI LO! hahaaa

2007-10-04T00:33:00.001+08:00

thank god the day's passing real quickly
nt to mention how many off days i've taken in the past week
one's for children's day
the other's for a chit chat shopping session
similarity: i'm on a feast with the ladays who mean a hell lot to me
currently, its the chicken bao kinda thing
2 chicky bao's in 2 hours
and the dim sum at hei she hui at vivo!
yummayeshit!
at least food makes me real happy!
i'm counting down: 2 more days till the end of work

2007-09-29T23:52:00.000+08:00

my name is cassandra
i would say i'm a fairly serious person
i hardly joke

i'm at a point of my life where i'm anti-guys

you may ask:
why am i always free for some people
and never be able to make time for others
forcing me to squeeze out brain juices for the millionth reason to turn you down
ther's only one thing:i'm not interested
so stop forcing me ok.
into smth that i wouldnt be happy
stop asking me to change dp on msn
cos i just did that
and end up having some bloody f asking me to send him porn pics of myself
hmmm. should i say 'thanks'?
stop expecting so much from me
that i'm nt sposed to club.
that i'm sposed to have: long n curly hair?
short n bob?
on how to you i shouldnt be wearing shorts n slips to work.
cos, it doesnt suit the raffles atmosphere?
on how i shouldnt look the way i was in pri5?
and that i was ugly?
its not like i did some plastic surgery on myself ok
on how i should prolly handwrite some f dumb letter to say 'i like you'
when you know i jolly well dont
and trying to cheer you up with that msg for spilling coffee on a cust's bag
which ended me up getting ridiculed in starbucks
though i knew you didnt mean to
blame me for being foolish

i started a joke that started the whole world laughing
but the joke was on me

and suddenly buggin me to have dinner with you
cos u'r enrolling into ns like soon
and you'r uber despo tt you dont wna be single when u enter ns
and hope you could hook up with me in the fastest possible time

try making me trust the opposite sex again

i started crying which started the whole world laughing
if i'd only seen that the joke was on me

its the feelin wher i wana pull out my hair n disfigure myself
its what i call:
mild depression
pls welcome me into the club bgl

CAT: come back real soon
you promised to booze with me the whole night long

for the first time,
i'm not apologising for expressing my feelings out loud

2007-09-25T11:04:00.001+08:00

today's talk of the day:
scrooges should never be boyfriends to any girls
even if they do, they'l never make good boyfriends

it isnt a matter of i pay for this, you pay for that
or 50-50
or 70-30
which totally sounds SHTiCK to me
the whole "but i'm not working now.
and "my friend has the most understanding gf in the world cos she goes on dutch
doesnt work for me.
i know it's tough esp if you'r not working
i wouldnt mind the occassional "my treat" kinda thing
but would that deflate your mungo ego?
so guys: plan a saving scheme or smth today!
i totally loathe you, who wants to scrimp on me
even thinking of bringing me out on a char siew rice dinner date at a hawker
and affording to splurge on some branded goods on yourself
(dont think into it: there's NO ONE!)

-and the whole world shook-

guys, go ahead and hate me
i know i'm not the easiest person to love
where financial status is real important
though it claims it isnt everything, it's almost to me
right.

i'm just feeling supine now. cos:
1: i'v gotta go to work today and cheat innocent people's hard earned money!
2: my dear friends are on holiday! come back real soon!
secretly you know i miss you somehow

2007-09-24T23:23:00.001+08:00

took a day off from work
apart from the fact that the place aggrevates my runny nose and sore throat..
i just couldnt help but feel what incorrigible acts i'v been committing
lying to evry customer that its a free makeover n photoshoot theyv received
for winning a consolation prize frm a lucky draw box called
"chance of a lifetime"! (DUMB!)
and goes down to the studio getting hard-sell tactics frm the photographers
sheesh!
god, forgive me for my selfish acts.
i just wana earn a small lil' living for myself.
i promise to go scott free once i get my pay on the fifth of oct.
psst: you may wana google "nbyn" and read the nasty nasty comments!

totally 'spill the beans session with pingie
told her every thing that has happened.
dont worry okays sweetie! everything'l be good again!
ILU!

and i was bored.. i did this stupid thing: (drawahouse.com)

Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:
Your house tells the world that you ought to be a leader. You are good at making friends and when the joyful moment arrives, you make the most out of it. You are shy and reserved. If you've drawn a cross on each of windows, you always want to live alone. You are very tidy person. There's nothing wrong with that because you're pretty popular among friends. son.

You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You see the world as it is, not as you believe it should be.

You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.

2007-09-23T22:42:00.000+08:00

SUN-DAY!

church's good today!
the baldie (BGL:NOT YOU OK) whom i always try to play past
ended up sitting with me!
o wells: he loves draggin the 'wei yin'
which tickles my funnaye bones!

CHANGING APPETITES at msq is darn yummilicious!
the best thing: it's sympathetic to our wallets!
thanks pingie for the intro!
ice-cream's the sex. woohoo!

18. eligible. that's ME!
my poor brat cous who's 16 had to enter frm backstg
LOSER, HONEY!

we spotted edmund chen n ivy lee!
he's drop dead gorgeous and friendly
and ivy's real dainty!

being rich is good.
you'll have famous friends like simon yam
who is: SK II's QI QI's hubby
who sends flwrs all the way from hk just for aunt helen!
sweet!

MY LIL' TREAT FOR YOU GUYS!
-AGUA (at vch!)

i began ruminating on whether it was some egg mulfunction
that thai babies are born with a high tendency of being gay
man, that made me feel astonishing lucky that i 'm born perfectly well as a girl
though i resent having menses.

i swear the whole makeover from dick to v is pretty stunning
i wouldnt have known that these shemales were males
cos they look so plush!

so with due respect:
ms yeo here has changed her mindset tt they should be addressed as:
SHE / HER / MS
anything to do with the female species.

ms barbie doll (my fav!)

ms sposedly..'ayumi hamasaki'
FUGG!!

just look at her dang dangs!.
drool guys drooool!

OK: this is like the only 'normal man'
he's the emcee(who's my cousin's hubb's cousin) for the day
who wears this tight leather pants
too tight at the crotch area i would say
hellooo: i was sittin at the 3rd row. it's prettaye clear frm my angle!
according to him,he says the show's ra18 cos of him.
my backside!
i think he's turnin into a shemale real soon!
i'm givin him a few yrs.

i think the one on the left looks like siti nurhaliza
and the mid one's EVERYBODY'S FAV! HO!

spot: ms bra-n panty!
at the end of the day: here's how i look:
the huge boobies and face's too real for me!
i admit defeat for being bona fide and less girly than them!
POUTS!

psst: i'v done a lil' survey on how normal guys' lil one still wouldnt get erected
no matter how the sexy hot 'chic' is.

YIFENG:i'm nt encouring u to visit one in thai
but if you do, kindly tell me if you had an erection.
thank you.
(i'm sorry for sounding so gross!)
just answer my curious lil mind please!

2007-09-20T00:29:00.001+08:00

this has been on my desktop for the longest time ever!
such a sexy man right?

thanks EARLY! for the night, a very kind treat from you i must say!
my rose syrup latte (me:is a tea right?)'s nice
and the cheese that i obviously didnt wana share with you
cos you were mean the whole time
making fun of me and how i resemble a rabbit
and pickin on my nails
and hair and how the whole world should go bob
and the coincidence that we both use escada
and how fat m girls should nv use them.
and how you'r there buggin me bout my ccp for my wallet!
gees!
I HATE YOU SECRETLY!
but i still want my starbucks mooncake!

yesyes, i'm a huge mooncake fan!
and i pampered my family with a boxa ritz mooncakes!
the flav: the green one's grn tea! like duh!
and the D is dark choco!
shiokness!

mr bao ga liao:
i told you its a pair of red shorts!
psst: spot the orange huge file!
i smuggled it home from the stinky job at golden mile
my precious well-personalised orange file!

2007-09-19T00:16:00.000+08:00

ooook.
dont ask anymore
here's my schedule:

i work at this place very near eski bar.
its a shophouse with no
from mondays to saturdays 4 to 8 pm
calling people up like one per min.
thats if i get rejected in the face-which is a 4 outta 10 chance
where 3's a dial and never pick up phone
and 2's wrong number
and 0.5 chance of the person on the line gg
" tt person is dead"
which leaves a mere 0.5 of a person saying yes, bt not fixing an appnt
which = no spif for me to earn!
o wells, i'm happy with 7bucks too
and my pathetic 20 mins break to rush down and have my chicky sandwich!
which is by the way, the f yummiest sandwich i'v ever eaten

sunday: a date with the big fam for an agua show
apparently its like one of the better troupes in thai
and maybe i could meet them backstage or smth
you know i do kinda fancy the shemale. hefemale thing!

i missed my dental app today.
so very angry with myself!

2007-09-17T23:22:00.000+08:00

i'm getting emo somehow and for weird reasons
its seems my tear tap just aint working too well.

apparently i was at my relative's wedding on sun
she married some chink guy.
but he made such a beautiful speech in god darn chinese
trust me: my chinese sucks!
and i teared from his, rice story
here it goes:
part 1:
"i'll share more than half of my bowl of rice to you (wife)
bt if you're hungry, i'll give my portion to you too"

part 2:
"i cant promise you'll be the richest wife,
but i'll promise you'll be the most fortunate wife in the world"

and watching shows like lil secrets and waitress(which is the BEST SHOW EVER)
makes me tear to my silly self!

go ahead and question my emotional stupidity.

can you believe my uncles and aunties are already starting to probe when's gona be my turn
and starts examining the family tree to see who's next
somehow, my name's coming up and they're buggin me when i'm erh.. 18?!
gees! gimme a break, darlings!

i got myself a job- telemarketing real near boat quay
the pubs and all look real tempting!
i must try "SHE BANGS!" restaurant one day!
i go by the name "fiona" when i work
cos my name's too lonnngggg!
and this way: no one'll really know who i am!
how cool's that?

dear dentist: pls be nice to me tomorrow as i pay you a visit

2007-09-15T11:59:00.001+08:00

i've decided to go for the terryfox thing tml.
dear o coffee, please work miracles that i can stay awake
for the whole night and morning
serving bev while watching mid age people doing their stuff
and 'tiger beer' uncle only orders tiger the whole night oogling at his collegue
whom i find totally unattractive!
i see o mama style attracts mr 'i req beijing 101 help urgently'

and the guy whom after gulping down like 8 glasses of beer n shots
finally rmbers he drives.
and settles for an alcholic-free beer.
the kind that daddy would prolly want me to drink instead of wine n beer.

i just wana stay away from dad
cos he's irritating the hell outa me
you'd prolly realise by now that i dont quite favour him
cos my life revolves arnd my mum
the guy who purposely tapes over my chink shows
he jolly well knows it and he still erases it cos
he's angry that i focus my attention to the show rather than him
F daddy F!
dont go preaching bout the gospel when you dont even attend church
and get all petty that i didnt share my merely half a bowl of fried rice with u
and start complaining to the whole world on what an unfilliar daughter you have

and soon you'll realise, no one's on your side

2007-09-12T23:38:00.000+08:00

today started off real badly
i hate f* and their management staff
no pay huh?
claiming that you'r not lecturing us with your bberrber contract
(she meant VERbal)
MY BACKSIDE MAN! kiss my ass wont you?

met qing after that.
tcc's real good!
the one on the right is MINE
'peach me up'!
a long talk with her about braces
i'm seriously chickenin out!
just think of the pain!

so what if i'm a chicken?

2007-09-10T22:28:00.000+08:00

ok. what's the big hooha of me quitting my 4+ per hr job?
why does a thousand and one people come up to me and ask if i'm fine.
that's uber uncanny
as a matter of fact.
i'm real jocund.never been happier i swear
goodbye early mornings.
and adios to this very unfamiliar mediacorp actor-(whom i'm still unable to remember his name
that explains how dinky he is!)
who always snatches my mrt seat
and reads 'xiao tu zi he wu gui'. !!
with his black tight fitting tee that makes his tits real obvious

jesus christ!

no more having to record down the time i left for the toilet. and the time i came back from there.
(no joke about it!)
and fyi: only squat toilets are available.
and eating take aways everyday cos we aint allowed to leave the company for even an hour!
i'll consider it as free labour for the past week.
a stepping stone to ticketing
amadeus'l be my best friend
it's a learning experience.
not so much about the money this time.

it's just like some people are better off not talking to
where online chat friends should just remain the way they are
where papaya shake's gona be my fav drink cos i need it badly.
HELLO! i'm like what? eighteen in a kiddo's bod. F!
and boys should screw their boxers and go for briefs cos it's good for their balls
and puny asses should deflate their huge egos and make his feeling known to the girl he fancies
and fugly guys should go for fugly girls
and cats should start targetting dogs
and dating should only be allowed at the age of 21
and then the whole world'l be a better place

2007-09-09T22:24:00.000+08:00

i cant believe i totally bummed my only off day away!

i went to church! i just had the urge to
maybe it's the 7th month thats freaking me out
and the weird dreams i'm having :like repeating what i do in the day
over exhaustion i must say
and can you believe mummy n i spent like 8 hours at tm.
(you do know i'm a tm person!!)
and because 'no reservations' only at 415.
psst: it's one of those shows that makes me fuzzy inside. a MUST WATCH!

it's the very first time i brought mummy to starbucks!
while reading cleo, she stumbled upon (naughty choc)
so very RA i must say!
my JAVA CHIP totally rocked my socks
thank you jerome tan!
though i hate you for adding like what, 10portions of choco chip!
cos it's sinful and darn chunky
n having ms pouty's lips stuck in the straw cos the choc chip's stuck in ther.
you know tt deep down, i've been yearning for jerome-made-javachip!
and for helping me search for seats! MYMY! that's darn sweet of you!

i dread going back to work tomorrow.
the smelly-pee place that's totally transformed on saturdays
where party animals are out even as early as 6pm
the micro minis and bloody red lipsticks
and the old perverts with 'acting seductive eyes
trying to hook as many ladayes (i'm still preoccupied that they are MEN in disguise!)

the two chinks, who supposedly are our seniors,
seating behind me googling on nude women.
-dont think we never see ah! we know your dirty lil' secret (or not so already)

the picking up of calls and mr chia who keeps calling for me!

the eccentric computer that dies on me so very often.

i'm like taking.. 3 days of off this week. HEH!

2007-09-07T23:14:00.001+08:00

mummy always knows what i want best
and this sure is the easiest way to ever make me happy

especially when f jerbronie piece of sh*t collegues of yours
are just so god damn irritating
and end up scolding you for the slighest reason

and saying, and then shouting "HELLO!" over n over agn
cos our phone's of poor quality n no one can hear us
THANKS!

it's these lil' things that make me wana quit like: NOW
and enjoy my hols instead of burning them.
maybe i should learn from +44?

2007-09-06T22:46:00.000+08:00

M2:THOMAS!
(far right)

i'm so proud of my dear friend whom i gotta know a yr ago when selling mooncakes
for gettin into hey gorgeous
despite from singing 'do a deer...' on national tv
he's CUTE n BASHFUL!
ok, imagine: who ever sings a kido song out there?
it takes lotsa courage man!
well done, son!

work's driving me mad
telephone calls are just crazy
1 call/min
my painted nails are a motivation for me man
dreading dialing numbers on the phone
when i'm actually giving a miss call to myself
so that i look like i'm busy and givin my arse a lil' tickle
and oogling at my pretty nails!
r i g h t
qn: what shall i eat for lunch tomorrow?
and then saturday'll come real quickly!
we'r having a date as astons!
qn: what shall i eat for dinner at astons?

2007-09-04T23:20:00.000+08:00

congratulations!
heave-ho the flyers, cas!
its the utmost stinky job ever

so ah-ha!
my dear friends n i indulged in DONUT FACTORY at suntec after work
the dine-in queue's stupendously short!!
O rights o rights, i know the kaya donut does look a lil' disturbing!

mocha's my fav!
cheese is apparently the most forgettable
double choc spells yum!
and bluberry is kinda okayss!

tell me i'm so not saving $ by splurging on newyork newyork's ..
JIGGY PIGGY (if i didnt rmb wrongly)
i got it cos of the cute name!

TRICK / TREAT!
a lil' pressie apart from my other pressies i got for myself
worth the damn price!

work's basically kinda chilled out these days
toting how much i'v earned everytime i look at the time
thinking of what i should have for lunch, like always!
o how i enjoy being cooped in the office
cos it smells like crap outside!
lets see. it's being rumoured that the smell comes from thai spices
which smells like fresh pee, tastes simply delish
HOW CAN THAT BE POSSIBLE?
hell durians!
the olid smell makes me wana gag i swear!

and there's the chink people who spelt cancel as 'cancell'
and the heinous spelling n vocab of the company's terms n conditions

the weird conversations i have with my friends!
on how my not squatting on the toilet bowl while peeing's:
cool n hygienic! the trend began passing on to my friends!
everyone's trying em' out. you should too!

n how i got tricked into 'apple beef' (refer to last pic)
and the literally corn beef vs the real corn beef! (1st n 3rd)
n the 2nd one's some banana smth

my workplace's freaking me out
with tons of cats lurking around
and snakes in the long gang
tell me my life is endangered!

2007-09-01T22:22:00.000+08:00

work's like shyte!
i detest giving out flyers!
to people who hint to you that they want your brochure and when u actually pass it to em,
they are totally oblivious bout you.
HEH: you got me!

and the LAH-B who stares at the damn brochure
trying to absorb all the promotions w/o getting it from my damn hands
i chose to flip the brochure to the other side
nothing for you to see
HEH: i got ya!

despite having people enroaching over me
pushing me everywhere.
making me feel teed off.
i made 60bucks today!
that spells: a new dress!
or.. maybe not.
i'm tempted to put my wallet on hold and get my bag first!
ok: since when did a bag come into my mind.
o wells, you never know!

HUGE THANKS to my friends who were there and help me do the disposing act!

2007-08-31T21:47:00.000+08:00

how yan yan actually works

introducing: the pinball yan yan.!

you'v gotta use your fingers n rub the blue portion
and POOF! a picture will appear
can you spot the blue panda on top?

heyo crocodile!

mr giraffe.
pls note: this only applies for the red yan yan.
with choco dippings n cute colourful balls!

swensons ice cream's the sex!

and yes, i hope i'll have time for my dear kopi kakkis since iv decided to stick to my honey stars job: F!
the very impt people:
MIKE CHONG!
SHIKAI!
PING!
CAT: tanning date!

from my alphabet soup i indulged in during the study break!

2007-08-31T15:56:00.000+08:00

the girl who believes that guys are immature creatures
so. i advised her to go for someone who's 45 n above
the girl who gave me the pink pencil case n pens
the girl whom i got angry and got into a cold war with
the girl who kept showing her damn $500 pda
which totally fascinated me!
the girl who got banged by a bangalah while on the phone with me
o yue qing! u rock my tiny socks!

1) my hands big okays!
2) my face is small.
3) my eye bag's a killer

it says: I (heart) U!
this is a top-notch example of a well vandalised wall at a hdb
not forgetting the O$P$ in red!
HEH! cool stuff!

i'm finally not bogged down by anything.
hello holidays/ goodbye papers.
i pray for no supp papers though.
i promise to go to church soon dear lord.

i'm contemplating if i should appear for work on monday
a job that requires me to wear FUGLY tee shirt with stars everywher
think: multi-coloured honey stars prints here n there
and a pay that's darn pathetic. 4bucks an hour
and i have to be wary of LAH-B
and weird people lurking around in the wee hours.

thanks to weijie, i'm thinking braces again
being ugly betty for 2 yrs, and lulu for the resta my life
think of the pain. think of saying toddle-oo to my bugs bunny teeth
and no more poppycock from derick going.."ayyy, wadsup doc"
dear dentist. i'm placing my smile in you.
that's if, i manage to drag mom to the dentist with me
apparently, she's f scared cos she's guilty of not going for a checkup for the longest time ever

so after 2 days of heading out till late.
boredom's setting in.
i'm glad the whole shopping mania is like so out
after like an hour in for21. trying on 5 dresses.
i ended up with none.
momma's real proud of her lil' one!

movie dates are just way cool
HAIRSPRAY'S getting me ooo-lala!!

"Round one He'll ask me on a date and then
Round two I'll primp, but won't late because
Round three's When we kiss inside his car
Won't go all the way
But i'll go pretty far!
And then,

Round four He'll ask me for my hand and then
Round five We'll book the wedding band so by
Round six Amber, much to your surprise
This heavyweight champion
Takes the prize and...

I can hear the bells
My ears are ringing
I can hear the bells
The bridesmaids are singing"

i'm totally gaga over the show!
girls squirming whenever zac efron's on screen!
and simin going "CUTAYE"!
HAHA!

evan almighty's an o-right show.
nothing fantastic. stay home n save your $

the whole 7th month thing is freaking me out somehow
i abhor the late nights and black cats.
and having to look out for pineapples on the roadside
but i kinda enjoy burning hell money for my grandmapupps
dont go "arent you a catholic?"
yes i am. its not like its taboo to hold joss sticks and bow thrice n burn hell$
i miss them lots. in their canto talk tt goes chink chonkk with me gg:
"ngo jii dou" n nodding my head everywher when i know nuts.

o! ho!

2007-08-25T23:19:00.000+08:00

i told myself i'll blackball myself from using the com till tto's over.
all because i can so not remember all the stuff

come on brains: you gotta work a hella shi* tml and monday n tues
and i promise i'll let you go on a hol after that.
be good to me yea baby!
o wait: buffet lunch tml at uncle johhny's house.
ok. i'll eat my fill then study after that.
studies are impt. but putting on weight is real impt too!
just look at the pics of food in my blog
they're my motivation to gain weight!
and not be called 'french fries' by my lovely brother

CAMPUS SUPERSTAR!
ok.. after a gruelling 3 n a half hours of it.
guess what: shawn's the winner
scream. puke whatever went into my tummy out. !
OMYHOLYSHIT!!
any of the 3 rejects were so much better than puny lil' guy who's 13 singing love songs
and holding on to girl's hand like 'mummy' with son.
of which: did you see how many darn times his real mummy was on the phone?
bet she's her only fan n the fellow aunties whom i'm sure got bribed somehow
think: "vote for my son, free fake abalone?! "
how's that?
not forgetting the loyang sec ppl whom according to my best friend who's bro's in loyang sec:
:no one thinks he'll win.
and look whats the world coming to?
i'ma big fan of benjamin n keely!
GOOOO BENJAMIN!!
"bu guan 37-20-1!"
HOT STUFF YOUNG MAN! damn prouda you!
and hell, both of them are like WAY MUCH better than shawn
not that iv got anything against that guy. (damn, i'm kidding the world)
but hey. he's still young
who forgot his lyrics so many umpteenth time.
which parta that's a singer man?
and he cant smile properly.
like even when he kicked ben out.
he's still giving that : i dont know whether to smile or look glum face
okk.. you gotta watch it then u'l understand what i was saying
and after the announcement that he got in
no one practically congratulated him
except: HIS MOMMA who came running down with a huge bouquet of flowrs that practically blocked his whole face n bod.
and this other contestant who picks up all the lil' paper thing that pops into the air and dumps it on o poor shawns lil' head while singing the finale song.
well done popper boy!
cassandra laughs hysterically!

2007-08-25T16:28:00.000+08:00

things you gotta know bout me:
cassandra is. . .

damnable:
i seriously am.
if you're getting real irritaing and getting on my nerves
i'd prolly just ignore your msges on msn
a lil' more pesky you get,
i'd block you on msn.
if i decide to be nice: i'll inform you that i'm gona block you
so you wouldnt find it amusing on why i'm never online.

bitc hy:
i am contrite for that.
though i'm trying to curb the 'talking behind others'
and saying how fugly she looks with those pink stockings that shouts "ATTENTION PLS"

kaypo:
i'd glom at your friendster page if you view me
and i always wana know the latest gossips like who's broken up with who.

petty:
yes i really am.
i pout 24/7
and i'm so nowhere being *magnanimous

i dont trust. blokes.
blame it on being mendacious with me.
puny asses with their huge egos.

kooky:
i'm a really weird person
i get angry for small reasons ( refer: petty)
i'll spell it out that i'm happy like..
"today's a happy day"
i've never remembered the lyrics for a full song no matter how much i like it
with the exception for the national anthem and sac's school song
i love the opposites:
it's either the tattoo guy or the guy who can be brought home for mummy to see
no in-the-middle guy
o wells.
i'm happy at least my mind's totally over the bad boy
think : bob! and the world would be a perfect place!
and i'm still considering if i should get my nose pierced.
opinions anyone?
my brain n heart goes in two different ways
brain wants monaye n mercs.
heart wants someone like bob.
i go for bossa nova one day and rnb another.
i dont know whats happening to my eyelids
it sposed to be single eye lids
for like 18yrs of my damn life-it's always been that way
until last week:
i realised this half eye lid's popping out
O SHIT! no more single eye lids
you do know that i love my single eye lids
cos i look like a fish.
i talk to myself and sing to myself
o yea. i talk to alfred-my toy dog too.
i've got so many random friends i tend to forget who they really are
i do hate pink.
i'm an anti-pink-freak
though my bed sheets n my curtains n my smelly pillowcase that i cant slp w/o is PINK
say thanks to my sec sch best friend-qing:
for pampering me with pink crap cos when i was smaller
i was like those silly girls who goes ga-ga over pink stuff
wearing pink hats. and pink socks and having ten thousand pairs of pink slippers.
OK! the point is: she got me a pencil case filled with pink stuff.
pink eraser. pink pen though the ink is blue. pink pencil.
you get it doncha you?

i'll admit now that i was kinda confused with my sexual orientation when i was in sec sch
now, dont give me that irksome look on your face
it's kinda normal okays!
the girl girl r/s. that kinda thing.
i'm not saying i'm into boy boy r/s.

i strictly do not believe in pda.
i hate boys n girls who grope in public
and making out like no one cares.
the touchy-woochy stuff aint for me man
i'm sorry future bf.

you may attempt lying to me
i'm quite guillible

i do not appreciate sweet talking
i love praises. but at times i loathe em'

I HATE FLIRTS

i'm a computer idiot
this blog was done up by my dear friend like a year ago.
i wana change the skin but i dont know how to.
this is like 0% bimbotic i swear

i feel like a complete loser cos i found out that the culinary ppl got ratatouille tics for free
and here i was boasting that i got it at a discounted rate for 5bucks!
sheeshkaboosh!

i waste time like this.
blogging n chatting when i'm sposed to be mugging like crap.

i bid goodbye real fast.
like..
OKBYE!

2007-08-23T16:46:00.000+08:00

its always been wait and see
A happy day and then you pay
And feel like shit the morning after
But now I feel changed around and instead falling down
Im standing up the morning after
Situations get fuc ked up and turned around sooner or later
And I could be another fool or an exception to the rule

2007-08-22T10:54:00.001+08:00

i'm stressed!
o exams faster come faster go please!
i beg of thee.

2007-08-20T12:02:00.001+08:00

i've got no motivation to do any thing
but stay in the same position and not move
all thanks to my hurting tummy.

2007-08-19T15:29:00.000+08:00

MY LOVELY LUNCH!

whatever this salad is: it's d-licious!
make way kitchen: i'm coming!
and dad n mom were my dear testee
SEE!it's not that tough preparing food hur!

2007-08-19T00:30:00.001+08:00

/my microphone icecream/

i guess choc has some kinda dope in it that makes me happy
though i'm nota big fan of choco and do not have any cravings for it.
this ice cream's hella good man!

love is relinquishing every bull that i've ever wanted
where monaye isnt quintessential
and looks doesnt matter
where materialistic desires are just plain lavishness
and despite his pimply face and imperfections..
you'd still find him impeccable
even when you spot him in ntuc with his parents
in his totally unglam flipflops (i dont mean hav!)
and black short slv shirt with weird red stripes
you'd still get blown away
and blush all to yourself

love's when you know you've found him
and wont go headhunting for someone else better
and reading his msg he sent months ago in your inbox
over n over again makes you peppy
and did i say: your inbox is full of HIS msges.

and you wont flare up at him for :
no apparent reason

that's the introduction of my imaginary friend, BOB

ratatouille for 5bucks.
cheapy stuff aye!
it's a downright simple, mediocre movie
that involves rats and chefs.
you do know I'VE GOT THIS PUPPYLOVE FOR CHEFS IN UNIF right.
doughboys. general. no one in particular pls.
it kinda did motivate me to start pickin up cooking
think : future kids n hubs.
man, i gotta start real soon!

lo.ve

2007-08-18T00:04:00.000+08:00

food at sugarloaf spells yum!!)

monday - friday : TCA mania

we're finally buttoned up with the opening ceremony!
this is the link yea:

http://www.straitstimes.com/Video+News/Singapore/STIVodcast_2415.html?playid=2415&type=Top

pls dont try to spot me cos i'm not in there at all.
but my lovely friends are! =)
just look at the paradisiacal grooming!
i'm so proud of everyone who was involved.

though i struggled with the heat while smiling to guests
and making new friends like mr kok sheng who by the way, invents new games and makes tons of noise while playing hai dai!
it's all worthit man!

i'm gona miss Service lessons like crap.
being hostess for like so many mucho times.
having the phone as my boyfriend
tending the bar and acting pro by shaking the mocktails.
polishing cutleries and gettin dirty with stewarding.
with my fugly hair that's cooped up in a bun with my whole boxa bobby pins stuck in my hair.
and the shoes that hurt my poor foot darn badly
i'll miss dining at sugarloaf n sloggin my ass out at toptable

and seeing my all time fav teacher whom i'm ga-ga over.
he's my strength of pillar and my rock!
guess win babe!

n fancy getting ticked off cos i couldnt find a soup spoon
bloody hell i do know whats a soup spoon.
i just couldnt find it.
ok. we shant go into there.
and i started getting all emo.
perhaps my expectations got the better of me.
that when i dont obtain it.
i get real dejected.

tip for the day:
when someone cries, dont comfort her by saying "dont cry / stop crying"
cos they'll somehow ignore the 'dont' & 'stop'
and start crying buckets again.
PROVEN

happy birthday SHI KAI & QIAN!
you peeps know i love ya!

2007-08-14T18:29:00.000+08:00

All I need is a good disguise
One where nobody can recognise
That I'm feeling so small
All I need is a secret weapon
I've gotta have faith
Zapping monsters into outer space